What Would You Do If...

LewisTheTank · Postby **LewisTheTank** » Sun Aug 31, 2008 11:02 pm

EAT IT!
WWYDI you logged in tomorrow and found this thread totally wiped/erased?

Tom Flapwell · Postby **Tom Flapwell** » Thu Oct 09, 2008 7:33 pm

Start it anew, no sweat.

WWYDI everybody ran screaming from you for no obvious reason?

nickspoon · Postby **nickspoon** » Thu Oct 09, 2008 10:09 pm

Chase them, screaming "I ONLY WANTED TO BE LOVED!"

WWYDI you woke up to find yourself the only person on Earth?

Hyperion · Postby **Hyperion** » Fri Oct 10, 2008 12:34 am

Party.

WWYDI land sharks existed?

Tom Flapwell · Postby **Tom Flapwell** » Fri Oct 10, 2008 4:10 pm

Listen for quiet but frantic double basses.

WWYDI flying nuns existed?

Hyperion · Postby **Hyperion** » Sun Oct 26, 2008 7:33 pm

Target practice.

WWYDI the machines revolt?

Segovia · Postby **Segovia** » Wed Nov 05, 2008 12:40 am

Pull their plugs.

WWYDI you and your mom were the last people on Earth?

MuffinSticks · Postby **MuffinSticks** » Mon Nov 10, 2008 4:53 am

Impregnate a horse and invent FURRIES >=D

WWYDI you found out your boyfriend/girlfriend had hundreds of raped and dead babies in their cellar?

Bocaj Claw · Postby **Bocaj Claw** » Mon Nov 10, 2008 7:53 pm

Wonder how the hell she got a cellar in florida.

WWYDI it turns out it was just a dream, it was earth all along, it was his sled, and you wanted to live again Clarence, you wanted to live again?

MuffinSticks · Postby **MuffinSticks** » Mon Nov 10, 2008 10:38 pm

I would tune it all out and think "Bah, no more 'IT WAS ALL A DREAM!!' endings..."

WWYDI you went to school and not a single person was there and every door was unlocked? (Meaning vandalism and other petty crimes opportunities)

Segovia · Postby **Segovia** » Mon Nov 10, 2008 10:59 pm

Go back home and get some sleep.

WWYDI you found out that you could see the future and found out that you were going to die tomarrow?

MuffinSticks · Postby **MuffinSticks** » Mon Nov 10, 2008 11:19 pm

I would use my magical future seeing powers to find out how to live forever.

WWYDI everyone other than you loved Bush sooo much that there was no other choice than to reelect him for life and deem him king, thus restraining the crown to his bloodline and his bloodline only?

Segovia · Postby **Segovia** » Wed Nov 12, 2008 4:38 am

Start a the American Revolution all over again.

WWYDI Axe body spray actually attracted women?

MuffinSticks · Postby **MuffinSticks** » Wed Nov 12, 2008 4:47 am

I would be convinced that the world's women were idiots with no standards anymore and become asexual.

WWYDI you saw superman murder your entire family then he castrated you and cut off your limbs, ears, hair, nose, lips, and nipples, then he pissed in your eyes and laughed?

Segovia · Postby **Segovia** » Fri Nov 14, 2008 12:48 pm

Nothing! He cut off your limbs and everything! I f you survived the mass amount of blood loss you wouldn't be able to pretty much do anything. Duh.

WWYDI it litterally rained cats and dogs?

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