Funny IM/Chat Thread

[Fritz]

<Fritz> <likeafox> My nick is hard to type
<Fritz> oooh whatever happened to the ever perfect dvorak keyboard
<likeafox> That's WHY it feels hard to type. Because I have to slow down to type it. I can't keep going at 2200wpm or whatever.
<solelydecadent> Hehe.
<likeafox> I have to slow down to 80wpm to type it D:
<klimt> haha
<Fritz> You made it seem like that keyboard was god's gift to the earth
<Fritz> you were like
<Fritz> "I don't like forcing my views on people but everyone needs to switch to dvorak"
<likeafox> Fritz my keyboard is better in bed than you'll ever be.
<likeafox> You just have to accept it.
<Muninn> HA HA
<Fritz> bithc D:<
<Fritz> hael;wih;reighr;alkghr;klrgh

How old is this?

[datherman]

<Fritz> <likeafox> My nick is hard to type
<Fritz> oooh whatever happened to the ever perfect dvorak keyboard
<likeafox> That's WHY it feels hard to type. Because I have to slow down to type it. I can't keep going at 2200wpm or whatever.
<solelydecadent> Hehe.
<likeafox> I have to slow down to 80wpm to type it D:
<klimt> haha
<Fritz> You made it seem like that keyboard was god's gift to the earth
<Fritz> you were like
<Fritz> "I don't like forcing my views on people but everyone needs to switch to dvorak"
<likeafox> Fritz my keyboard is better in bed than you'll ever be.
<likeafox> You just have to accept it.
<Muninn> HA HA
<Fritz> bithc D:<
<Fritz> hael;wih;reighr;alkghr;klrgh

How old is this?

Not legal age.

[Dr. Dos]

<DanTheMan> yeah, so in computer science class today the teacher was talking about different sorting methods
<DanTheMan> which I already knew about for the most part, so I stated playing Tetris Attack and stopped paying attention
<Dr_Dos> but what about bubble sorting dan
<DanTheMan> at one point she said "All right, let's try the bubble sort."
<Dr_Dos> what about the bubble sort- haha
<DanTheMan> ...WTF
<DanTheMan> WHAT
<DanTheMan> THE
<DanTheMan> pants

[LewisTheTank]

klimt> i could probably rebuild one of those.
<AcidUser577> hinges, plywood, screws, screwdriver: make one yourself v0v
<klimt> depends how pretty you want it to look
<AcidUser577> must be carved from sheets of ivory
<AcidUser577> the hinges of black diamond and the screws of amazonion teakwood
<AcidUser577> wood screws in ivory :V
<klimt> how about i just build a permanent half wall for you to stand behind. i'll do it out of 3rd rate lumber and thing drywall.
<klimt> thin
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<klimt> i'll take that as a no.

[Loeln]

<DanTheMan> I think I look better in contacts, at least when my hair isn't really short like it is in that picture
<Fritz> I think I look better in panty hose
<Fritz> what
<DanTheMan> I'm sure you do
<Fritz> why did I even say that
<Fritz> yes
<Arloest> Instinct.... you. Instinct.
<DanTheMan> because the overwhelming homosexuality is starting to cloud your mind
<Javs> Fritz is biting me :(
<DanTheMan> soon the more primal insticts will kick in --
<DanTheMan> well that was quick

[Muninn]

Context - they're talking about the movie 'Bolt'...

<AstroCat> Epic 3d technology
<Fritz> the 3d was cool
<AstroCat> I bet it was
<Javs> yes I enjoyed the 3D
<Fritz> it's like his paws were coming out of the screen to pet me :3
<Javs> hahahahahaha
<Javs> Fritz cried SO HARD

[datherman]

<Spottycat> thinking lucario is sexy does not make me a furry

[Tom Flapwell]

Right, it makes you a pokey.

[Tarukai]

[23:48:00] <Muninn> There's no such thing as bisexuality , that's just greedy

[Steve the Pocket]

Right, it makes you a pokey.

Pokey mans?!?

The pokey and the man with the thing comes out of actually I've forgotten how this goes nevermind.

[Angstwolf]

<Astro> iliketai
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<Astro> why does everything i love die

[datherman]

[Bocaj Claw]

I approve of that message.

[Dr. Dos]

[18:23:38] <Dr_Dos> fritz http://rapidshare.com/files/174055651/rings.zip.html
[18:23:52] <DanTheMan> what is this Dos?
[18:23:59] <Spottycat> thankie <3
[18:25:16] <Dr_Dos> hardcore pornography
[18:39:31] <DanTheMan> Dos you lied
[18:39:37] <DanTheMan> this is just music =(

[datherman]

Timestamps for extra hilarity.