<Mywnin> It's a bitter fruit to swallow but then if you're not swift you have no excuse in having a lark
<nickspoon> Those are dark puns there, Jack
<nickspoon> Black bird puns
<Mywnin> Stop crowing on
<nickspoon> It is already rather unpheasant.
<nickspoon> Given up the goose already?
<Mywnin> I let up before it all got fowl
<nickspoon> Water fowl thing to do.
<Mywnin> You have no class and no vulture
<Astro> what
<nickspoon> Pah, you can stork.
<Mywnin> Nick is so gull-ible
<nickspoon> Why do you always tern away, Jack?
<nickspoon> You're such a buzzard sometimes
<Mywnin> I'm afraid to dove
<nickspoon> You hawk the hawk but can you auk the auk?
<Mywnin> That's ostrich coming from you
<nickspoon> Toucan play at that game.
<Mywnin> I don't want to upset you, make you emu and cut yourself
<nickspoon> I shall be dealing no such grebe-ous injury.
<Mywnin> You know your way in the ibis-ness of puns
<nickspoon> Not without considerable huffin' and puffin'.
<Mywnin> I don't have to sit here and listen to you cormo-rant
<Simba_Cub> swallow your pride and admit defeat
<nickspoon> No shanks, gentlemen; when a man like me goes down, he flamingoes.
<Mywnin> I do believe you're cuckoo
<Simba_Cub> owl, that hurts
<nickspoon> That, eider know.
<Mywnin> Something is deficient in your crane-ium
<nickspoon> Magpie.
<Mywnin> At least you're not raven on about my feelings
<Mywnin> Wren are you going to stop this tomfoolery?
<Mywnin> A little pitta loving wouldn't be amiss
