Funny IM/Chat Thread

[Ibun]

Weev: [Work]Caigan kicks garfield off a cliff
Ibun: I think somebody wanted a rule 34 of Jon Arbuckle and some other guy from the strip
Weev: ^ What garfield does to Odie.

[Bocaj Claw]

Her dad is hott-t-t.

Dunhammmmm? Dot-cyom?

[Ibun]

Her dad is hott-t-t.

Dunhammmmm? Dot-cyom?

Say. My name is also Jefuhfuh.

[Steve the Pocket]

[01:11] Bocaj: Ron Paul? Isn't he that televangelist guy?

[Doc Sigma]

(real life conversation)

Me: Well, hindsight's 20/20.
Mom: What's that mean?
Me: You've really never heard the expression "Hindsight's 20/20"?
Mom: No, I mean, what does "hindsight" mean?
Me: *facepalm*

[osprey]

Hindsight is when someone's ass is visible.

[Muninn]

<Bocaj> May your pants never be stolen by platypi.

[Bocaj Claw]

That sounds like something I would say but I can't remember the circumstances or the locality.

[datherman]

While watching the presidential debate, when asked what the "Obama Doctrine" would be, Obama mentioned "we have moral issues to consider in regard to foreign policy" (not a direct quote as I don't remember the exact wording of the second half)

<DanTheMan> The Obama Doctrine: "We have moral issues"
<DanTheMan> >_>
<Dr_Dos> of course we have moral issues
<Dr_Dos> half this channel is sexually interested in pokemon
<Fritz|shower> more like all
<Astro> no
<Dr_Dos> all the important people
<Astro> hey D=

[Angstwolf]

Astro is the MOST important.

[Arloest]

I WILL KICK THE ASS OF ANYONE WHO HURTS NORM!

[Tai]

weellll I guess I can't see you anymore astro

[osprey]

*feathers astro*

[datherman]

<Fritz> No one's riding Lucario! Why is this?
<Fritz> Oh, it's closed. That's probably why.

[Fritz]

I said that in skype :<