Birds

[Baconsticks]

I love birds. They inspired airplanes.

[likeafox]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRW4ztbY8Ok

[Xtream]

Birds are pretty damn awesome. Ducks, however, are superior. *serious business nod*

[Arloest]

Incorrect! Roadrunners are superior. I am correct in this assessment!

Edit: 3333rd post. That just FURTHER proves my point.

[Astro]

Children yet, the tale to hear,
Eager eye and willing ear,
Lovingly shall nestle near.

[Xtream]

This calls for a list to determine why ducks are better than roadrunners:

1- They gang rape.
2- They have corkscrew shaped penises.
3- They eat potato chips.
4- They tell jokes.
5- They commit necrophilia.
6- And engage in homosexuality.
7- And have been observed doing both at the same time.
8- They go on vacations to the ocean.
9- They have awesome cartoon characters made in their image (e.g. Daffy Duck).
10- Dude. They set up and execute f*cking AMBUSHES!!

Obviously ducks are hardcore.

[Arloest]

The first eight also describe citizens of Dallas, Texas quite well.

Just the mere idea of me being able to compare a description of Ducks with a descriptions of people from Dallas makes ducks phail!

[nickspoon]

I endorse ducks.

[Tom Flapwell]

Ducks are overrated with regard to humor. Half the time that "The Far Side" used ducks in a punchline, I thought, "That's it?"

Maybe that's a good thing for ducks. They're not funny because they're too cool to make fun of!

[Doc Sigma]

I like ducks, assuming we're talking the 4chan definition.

[Ibun]

Ducks are overrated with regard to humor.

I CONTEST THIS. Astro's comic is wonderful.

[osprey]

Dallas just got torched.

Also, Ducks are the very reason we are alive today.

[Astro]

In a Wonderland they lie,
Dreaming as the days go by,
Dreaming as the summers die;

[Arloest]

Astro Q Duck is devising a clever ruse!

Oh you calculating drake you!

[Doc Sigma]

Hahaha, Astro really... wait for it... QUACKS ME UP LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!1