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Postby Baconsticks » Thu Sep 11, 2008 10:53 pm

I feel duped.
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Postby Muninn » Thu Sep 11, 2008 11:48 pm

A long silence. Jason dips a piece of bread in his sauce. Nickspoon changes the plates and brings him a couple of tarts. Later on I shall have a tart too. Suddenly Liz, a little dreamy with a proud and slightly shocked smile on her lips, says in a drawling voice:
"Whoa you're hawt. Will you go out wiff me?"

Jason sets off again. The wind carried the wail of a siren to his ears. He was all alone, but walked like a band of soldiers descending on a town. At that very moment there were ships echoing with music on the sea.
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Postby Baconsticks » Fri Sep 12, 2008 2:36 am

Oh god. I can literally feel my IQ dropping.
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Postby baloki » Fri Sep 12, 2008 8:51 pm

I got nothing :(
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Do you believe in Lady Luck Now? Yeah Lady Bad Luck!
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Postby Doc Sigma » Sat Sep 13, 2008 2:47 am

Jason is your sign of quality.
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Postby osprey » Sat Sep 13, 2008 5:22 am

There is no Listeria to be found in any Jason product.
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OK. pants it. I lied. It's drum and bass. What you gonna do?
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Postby Doc Sigma » Sun Sep 14, 2008 3:37 am

Jews are allowed to eat pork products which have been touched by Jason.
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Postby Extreme-Speed » Sun Sep 14, 2008 3:39 am

I hear that Jason is gluten free.
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Postby Doc Sigma » Sun Sep 14, 2008 3:40 am

You know that thing where someone's walking towards you and you keep trying to dodge each other but you keep moving the same way over and over? Jason has NEVER done that.
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Postby nickspoon » Sun Sep 14, 2008 2:20 pm

Jason has never had an awkward silence.
If you do not repent, I will come to you and remove your lampstand from its place. (Revelation 2:5, NIV)
Josh Woodward, Ohio Singer/Songwriter, offers his songs for free. Give him a listen.
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Postby Muninn » Sun Sep 14, 2008 3:33 pm

http://www.definecynical.net/viewtopic. ... 410#195410
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Postby Angstwolf » Thu Oct 09, 2008 5:25 pm

I love Jason so much that I'm reviving this thread to say how much I love him.

(((((((((((((((((((:
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Postby Liz » Thu Oct 09, 2008 7:43 pm

I love Jason so much that I'm reviving this thread to say how much I love him.

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Postby Bocaj Claw » Fri Oct 10, 2008 3:38 am

Who?
That which does not kill me, cripples me for life.

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Postby Fritz » Fri Oct 10, 2008 3:39 am

He'll save children, but not the British children.
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