The Thingy

Zel-kun · Postby **Zel-kun** » Mon Oct 27, 2003 6:17 pm

*BAMFs in, evading all jello balloons Ha, you can never defeat me! *Challenges Tavis to a swordfight* *After ten days and ten nights, finally wins* *Takes Thingy and throws a jello bolloon at Tavis* *Leaves and takes another Jello bolloon for a snack, tired of chewing on the Thingy*

Frankenmuth · Postby **Frankenmuth** » Mon Oct 27, 2003 6:21 pm

*watches swordfight in amusement* *Follows Zel-kun as he leaves* *pops jello balloon and takes Thingy as Zel-kun morns over his lost snack* *runs off and hides in the woods*

Tavis · Postby **Tavis** » Mon Oct 27, 2003 6:23 pm

*gasps as stabbed with sword* Gahh! Foiled again! *applies little circle bandage in stabby spot and sets off anti-theft remote-controlled Jello balloon detonation sequence.* *laughs as balloon blows up in Zel-kun's face and splatters strawberry gelatin everywhere.* EDIT: *Sees that Thingy's already stolen, chases after Frankenmuth.* *uses secret map of woods stashed in treehouse to set up an ambush.. names bush Jeb and sics it on Frankenmuth.* *Jeb takes Thingy and passes it back to me*

Zel-kun · Postby **Zel-kun** » Mon Oct 27, 2003 6:26 pm

I will avenge you, Jello balloon, my lost snack! *Runs after Frankenmuth* *Stands at the base of a tree Frankenmuth hides in* In the name of my lost snack, I shall claim the Thingy! *chops down the tree with a fish* *As Frankenmuth lies stunned, Thingy is obtained* I have avenged you, jello! EDIT: This is done to Tavis, then, so HA!

Tavis · Postby **Tavis** » Mon Oct 27, 2003 6:32 pm

My treehouse!! *Leaps into adjacent trees and launches hang-glider to chase Zel-Kun silently.* *snatches Thingy from Zel-Kun's hand as I glide past and activates rockets to launch self out of woods with Thingy*

Frankenmuth · Postby **Frankenmuth** » Mon Oct 27, 2003 6:34 pm

*sits in shock ^over the tree chopping fish or the bush named Jeb^* *Thinks of plan to get Thingy back* Think Think Think *taps head* *Jumps up with an idea* no no that won't work *slowly sits back down* *Lights go off as the perfect plan is deliberated* Muhahahahaha! *makes a robot that digs holes**robot digs a hole**and another**and another**and another**and another**and another* *takes Thingy as *edit* Tavis watches the robot dig holes* *runs away* I'm a Genius!

Zel-kun · Postby **Zel-kun** » Mon Oct 27, 2003 6:36 pm

*chases after Frankenmuth* *Sees hole-digging robot* *Reprograms robot to take Thingy from Frankenmuth* *Laughs and rides robot with Thingy in hand*

Tavis · Postby **Tavis** » Mon Oct 27, 2003 6:38 pm

Eep! *makes a sharp nosedive and chases Frankenmuth until she falls in one of her robot's holes.* Yoink! *fishes Thingy out of hole and leaves Frankenmuth another fishy* hehe You're not out of the woods yet! *Runs away with Thingy and lets Jeb take out the robot* *EDIT* Hey, you don't have Thingy. *fishes thingy from Zel-Kun when he inevitably falls in another dug hole in same manner.*

LotharBot · Postby **LotharBot** » Mon Oct 27, 2003 6:38 pm

*laughs as everyone fights over the fake thingy he stashed in his math books...* You still don't know where the real one is!

Zel-kun · Postby **Zel-kun** » Mon Oct 27, 2003 6:41 pm

*suddenly thinks of Lotharbot and his plan* *Remembers the BAMF device he his in the Thingy* *BAMFS Thingy into hands* *Laughs hysterically and throws the fake Thingy behind as I continue to ride the hole-digging robot*

Frankenmuth · Postby **Frankenmuth** » Mon Oct 27, 2003 6:41 pm

*looks at fish* <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /blink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='blink.gif' /> *trosses fish at *edit* Zel-kun* *searches his person to find the real Thingy* *Takes Thingy and runs* *trips in hold dug by hole digging robot* *Thingy lands out of reach* Not one of my better ideas now that I think about it...

Tavis · Postby **Tavis** » Mon Oct 27, 2003 6:42 pm

*laughs back as he failed to notice I already TOOK ALL of his math books and any and all Thingys with them.* *returns to pirate ship and locks pile of Math books and Thingys in a treasure chest and buries it in an undisclosed area.*

LotharBot · Postby **LotharBot** » Mon Oct 27, 2003 6:43 pm

*throws a plastic snake in front of the hole-digging robot, which looks strangely like a horse* *watches as the hole-digging robot bucks, throwing Zel-kun into a hole* *catches the thingy out of mid-air and swallows it, after carefully removing all hidden BAMF devices and washing it* Ha! Now it's all gross, you won't want it any more.

LotharBot · Postby **LotharBot** » Mon Oct 27, 2003 6:44 pm

nuts, a fake thingy! ANd it was hard to swallow, too! *steals the remaining fake thingies, as well as the real one, from Tavis and Frankenmuth* *swallows all the fake and real thingies, after washing them and removing BAMF devices* *is choking*

Frankenmuth · Postby **Frankenmuth** » Mon Oct 27, 2003 6:45 pm

*Still wants the Thingy* *tries to think of way to get it back*

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