Dental Adventures Episode 4: The Bloodening

[Bocaj Claw]

May you live in interesting times.

[rabid_fox]

May your thither be drugged with sunbane.

[Bocaj Claw]

Dude, you don't want to hang with my thither. Believe me when I tell you: she's a hellbeast. She once threatened me with knives, pointy knives.

And now an update from our continuing coverage of Bleed-gate:

Well Tom, it looks like the bleeding has stopped leaving just one question on the minds of the survivors? Why us and why now?

[rabid_fox]

Shove a knife against it a few times to make sure that it's really stopped for certain for sure for definite.

[Bocaj Claw]

Oh, man. I'm glad you suggested that I do that because I stabbed at it a few times with a knife and it just started bleeding again. What a slipshod forced burning of a wound shut with electricity. Srsly.

[rabid_fox]

Maaaaarla.

[Mista_B]

Better steralize the wound with whiskey.

[rabid_fox]

I also agree with everything that Mista_B just said. He's to dental advice as Leonard Cohen is to gloomy lyrical content.

[Bocaj Claw]

I actually did that in Scotland when I was drunk. At the time it seemed easier than going upstairs to get alcohol of a less drinkable nature.

Except it was vodka instead of whiskey.