Dental Adventures Episode 4: The Bloodening

Bocaj Claw · Postby **Bocaj Claw** » Wed Jul 16, 2008 12:35 pm

Well, in another of my long running string of horrible oral surgeries, I had my gums cut open yesterday. It made sense at the time, y'know under the effect of pain medication.

Anywho, I woke up with my mouth full of blood and then spent about a five minutes spitting out a big ol' wad o' blood clot. Just thought I'd share that with you. "Some tortures are physical and some are mental but the one that is both is dental."

rabid_fox · Postby **rabid_fox** » Wed Jul 16, 2008 1:33 pm

Make, personify and photograph some mouth tampons.

Bocaj Claw · Postby **Bocaj Claw** » Wed Jul 16, 2008 2:06 pm

Silly rabid. Thats what my large supply of pilfered medical gauze is for.

And I refuse to photograph or it didn't happen. I know you guys are just waiting for the chance to track me through my medical record. You loonies.

Tom Flapwell · Postby **Tom Flapwell** » Wed Jul 16, 2008 3:47 pm

Wasn't The Bloodening a horror movie on "The Simpsons"?

rabid_fox · Postby **rabid_fox** » Wed Jul 16, 2008 4:10 pm

Oddly, this came up on the IRC last night.

From when I had my wisdom teeth removed:

I had like...a plastic bag filled with these things, each with a story to tell.

Bocaj Claw · Postby **Bocaj Claw** » Wed Jul 16, 2008 5:13 pm

Coincedences are nothing more than the matrix changing.

Why would you save those?

Jeebus, I'm still bleeding. I'm running out of pilfered medical gauze.

rabid_fox · Postby **rabid_fox** » Wed Jul 16, 2008 5:18 pm

Mouth tampons are the answer.

Bocaj Claw · Postby **Bocaj Claw** » Wed Jul 16, 2008 5:43 pm

Well, I asked about them at a pharmacy and I only got weird looks.

Baconsticks · Postby **Baconsticks** » Wed Jul 16, 2008 6:07 pm

Take care of your teeth.

Doc Sigma · Postby **Doc Sigma** » Wed Jul 16, 2008 10:46 pm

Without the context of the former, the latter is kinda turning me on.

Mista_B · Postby **Mista_B** » Wed Jul 16, 2008 11:39 pm

You want fries with that? Ketchup, mustard, maybe a Pepsi?

Bocaj Claw · Postby **Bocaj Claw** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 12:05 am

Good news everybody! The bleeding didn't stop so I went back to the doctor's office and he cauterized the wound shut. With electricity...

rabid_fox · Postby **rabid_fox** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 12:09 am

Talk about taking the easy way out...

Bocaj Claw · Postby **Bocaj Claw** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 12:16 am

I seriously hate my life and every single one of you right now. Also, I haven't eaten since yesterday so that may be the lack of blood sugar talking.

rabid_fox · Postby **rabid_fox** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 12:22 am

Mouth tampons, you idiot. Mouth tampons. They can suck the blood right out of your woejaw.

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