The Irish sunburn better than you.

[Doc Sigma]

I just don't learn. I fell asleep outside without a shirt on again today. Thankfully, I woke up after a mere forty minutes and scampered back inside.

...but I do love lying in the sun...

Wear margarine.

[rabid_fox]

That is a splendid Ideamachine. I shall turn the cogs of it right away.

[Muninn]

When it starts peeling you can disgust/amuse your family and friends by making a show of changing your skin and putting it in their food.

[osprey]

My cousin once got horibly, horribly sunburned, and when it started to peel, he unexpectedly draped a piece of skin I'd estimate to be about 6"x6" over my face.

[rabid_fox]

Your cousin is a dickhead. Jesus.

See, I don't peel, because, unlike many people, I shower every day, and the abrasive towelling I give myself removes any dead skin there and then. People who peel after sunburning have bad hygiene.

[Rooster]

The sun is for French people.

[osprey]

Your cousin is a dickhead. Jesus.

See, I don't peel, because, unlike many people, I shower every day, and the abrasive towelling I give myself removes any dead skin there and then. People who peel after sunburning have bad hygiene.

However, you'd have to know the backstory of us playing pranks on each other. Just the previous night I'd left a bag of half-rotting compost in his bedroom so it stank something awful whn he got home at 4am.

[rabid_fox]

You're a dickhead too