Supporting Barack Obama in the shower

[TyVulpine]

Every man has surely tried this and every man has surely experienced the utter disappointment that urinating in the shower is. It's just not as satisfying as it ought to be.

However, urinating outside at night when it's really cold is immensely satisfying.

And in the snow. "I'm writing my name in the snow!"

[Sage]

MY FRIEND URINATES IN THE SHOWER AND HE'S SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO ME

THAT'S WHY HE SMELLS LIKE A SAM-WICH

RIGHT, CEDIEN???

[nickspoon]

I disapprove of this thread.

[Baconsticks]

I don't like Athlete's foot, thank you.

[Dr. Dos]

You're supposed to aim for the drain.

[Mista_B]

Fountain = doing it wrong.

[rabid_fox]

I've never pee'd in the snow. Snow is so rare in Ireland that you don't want to sully it. For it will be gone and you shall regret your disrespect for such purity.

[Rooster]

I once peed into a coke bottle and threw it out my car window.

The traffic warden it hit wasn't very pleased, and still wrote me a sodding ticket.

[Bocaj Claw]

Maybe he was a Pepsi fan.

[osprey]

I once peed into a coke bottle and threw it out my car window.

The traffic warden it hit wasn't very pleased, and still wrote me a sodding ticket.

That reminds me of Dumb and Dumber when Jim Carrey pissed in some beer bottles and the trooper who pulled them over thought it was open alcohol and he took a huge swig and told them to get the hell out of there.

[Mista_B]

Equally bad is peeing in the Febreeze bottle - not all the way, just enough to make it totally worse than useless. Not that I've done that, of course. Much.

[Fritz]

Frebreeze stinks awful anyways. Peeing in it would probably make it smell better.

[Softpaw]

Frebreeze stinks awful anyways. Peeing in it would probably make it smell better.

Pee and mildew smell the same sometimes. My rust-hole-filled truck leaked during some really hard rain, and when I got home, I thought someone peed in it. Then I took out the carpet and saw rust and wet foam padding, and knew what really happened.

Dear Land Rover: If you build a badass off-road truck, don't use open-cell foam under the carpet. Especially if said truck is exceptionally prone to leaking seals and wheel-well rust.

[rabid_fox]

Frebreeze stinks awful anyways. Peeing in it would probably make it smell better.

Pee and mildew smell the same sometimes. My rust-hole-filled truck leaked during some really hard rain, and when I got home, I thought someone peed in it. Then I took out the carpet and saw rust and wet foam padding, and knew what really happened.

Dear Land Rover: If you build a badass off-road truck, don't use open-cell foam under the carpet. Especially if said truck is exceptionally prone to leaking seals and wheel-well rust.

He fell for it. Excellent.

[osprey]

ITT: A new type of air freshener.