DOGWELDER!

[Tabris_The_17th]

http://www.denofgeek.com/comics/51567/1 ... _film.html

Dogwelder is my new favorite superhero.

[TyVulpine]

Fatman The Human Flying Saucer... Hmm, that's one I'd like to see.

[Elscire]

How can you weld to flesh anyway? Actually, I don't want to know, dogwelding is just too nasty.

Coincidentally, I had an acquaintance at high school who was rather insane. He used to insert 'dog' into sentences for no particular reason and would often say "I'll rip yer face off." Pleasant chap. At least now I know what became of him.

[Nathan Graves]

Holy Shatner! How can a film like "The Fantastic Four" be made; but a film based on "Section 8" be ignored?

[Tom Flapwell]

At least with Dogwelder, the makers must have known they were being absurd and in questionable taste. I'm less certain about others.

Cracked Online had a list of superheroes with supposedly real movie plans that they didn't want to see. The Green Lantern and Thor were #1 and #2 (hmm, that could be taken another way), but the other three did not cross over to this list. They were Luke Cage, Captain Marvel, and Namor the Sub-Mariner. All old.