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Foxchild · Postby **Foxchild** » Fri Mar 12, 2004 8:34 pm

<img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /blink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='blink.gif' /> uhh.... woops, i KNEW i forgot to do something! *stands outside of room where tavis is supposed to be tied.* Uhh... tavis? I hope your not to angry... i kinda forgot in my last post to... *opens door* ...tavis? oh, well.... *starts doing the macarena* *hides thingy in a spot that can't be found without dancing the macarena* *edit: Woot! new page!*

Tavis · Postby **Tavis** » Fri Mar 12, 2004 8:43 pm

*as I'm already dancing to the macarena--darn thing's stuck in my head after playing back continuously for this long--I practically trip on the Thingy and stub my toe.* YEEOWCH! Who put this-- oh.. hello, Thingy! *limps away with Thingy*

Henohenomoheji · Postby **Henohenomoheji** » Fri Mar 12, 2004 10:03 pm

Nice try, tavis, but I only said I was watching. I never said I was in a control room. nyah <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' />. now for round two. *takes tavis* *locks him in a different room* *bolts him down so he's forced to watch the TV* ha ha ha... now, let's take a vote, people! what horrifying experience should we force tavis through? 1) DBZ? 2) Barney/Tellietubbies? 3) More Macarena? 4) that Halftime show? 5) All of the above? 6) Tavis goes free? 7) Other (please explain). Polls are OPEN! (should I really make a poll about this?) *runs with thingy while people vote*

Miles E Traysandor · Postby **Miles E Traysandor** » Fri Mar 12, 2004 10:58 pm

I choose... 5. ALL OF THE ABOVE!!! [Takes Thingy and begins torture]

Henohenomoheji · Postby **Henohenomoheji** » Sat Mar 13, 2004 2:52 am

Lets see what everyone else votes.

Foxchild · Postby **Foxchild** » Sat Mar 13, 2004 6:20 am

*takes the oportunity wihile the options are being discussed to go free tavis while the others vote* *sneaks out, replaces thingy, takes real* *escapes with tavis* *offers a temporary alliance to tavis*

Tavis · Postby **Tavis** » Sat Mar 13, 2004 8:00 am

What is this, Survivor?? *shudders* *votes iyestorm off, just in case* *shrugs* Was worth a shot. Hey! Come back here with the Thingy!

Henohenomoheji · Postby **Henohenomoheji** » Sat Mar 13, 2004 3:40 pm

Tavis! You haven't been tortured enough yet! I shall have my REVENGE!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! -ung... too early for this. would someone else go stop them? uhg. *takes thingy* *uses it as pillow*

Tavis · Postby **Tavis** » Sat Mar 13, 2004 6:37 pm

I'm so terribly sorry! <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... ns/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif' /> Here.. I gotta try to make it up to you. *puts on butler's uniform, tidies up iyestorm's room and tucks him in bed, getting him his blanket and stuff* <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /> Fluff up your pillow sir? *lifts iyestorm's head and pulls Thingy out and replaces it with a better pillow and finishes tucking in iyestorm* <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... ns/dry.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='dry.gif' /> Muahahaha *dusts, polishes, and chromes up the Thingy and places it in plain sight in iyestorm's room on a display case with a tag labeled "From Tavis, take good care of the Thingy, iyestorm."* *walks out of the room, turns off the light.* Next time, iyestorm... <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... s/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' />

Henohenomoheji · Postby **Henohenomoheji** » Sat Mar 13, 2004 6:40 pm

... well, this is unexpected. usually this is the part where my evil plans are supposed to go kablooey. So, perhaps we'll just need a big ol' explosion instead! *takes napalm* *do you really need to ask what comes next?*

Foxchild · Postby **Foxchild** » Sun Mar 14, 2004 7:20 am

*declares war on all!* *takes thingy before napalm is spread* *waits until iyestorm is done with the napalm, then with thingy in hand, hides in a bomb shelter* *calls in a tactical nuclear strike* *waits* *waits* *waits* *locks and secures bomb shelter* *hears sirens sound* *5 posts remain*

Salad Man · Postby **Salad Man** » Sun Mar 14, 2004 5:03 pm

norsenerd · Postby **norsenerd** » Sun Mar 14, 2004 5:25 pm

*Knocks on Foxy's Bomb shelter door* 3 posts remain.

Softpaw · Postby **Softpaw** » Mon Mar 15, 2004 1:48 am

[crawls out from behind Fox Child's stash of food inside bomb shelter] Hey, someone's knocking, did you order a last-minute pizza or something? Two posts remain?

Zylo · Postby **Zylo** » Mon Mar 15, 2004 1:53 am

Nuclear bomb!? ::hides under a rock, and takes thingy with him for good measure:: 1 post left, apparently.

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