So, where's your wallet?

[Tai]

Why the hell would someone keep their wallet in their pocket?

Mine is not in a pocket. Go figure ¯\(º_o)/¯

[Arloest]

I actually meant their back pocket, specifically. I can see the front pockets. I guess for some reason that didn't get through. Huh.

I should stop drinking.

Edit: Wait I did say back pocket. GOD DAMN IT STOP CONFUSING ME TAI.

[KJ Fellie]

It depends on what kind of pants I'm wearing. Jeans: back pocket. Other: front pocket. Kilt? The sporran. (Kilts are rather convenient if you happen to have a tail or two.)

[osprey]

Many of the pairs of pants that I own don't have pockets big enough for my wallet (and it's not like I have wads of cash in there either...)

[nickspoon]

Why the hell would someone keep their wallet in their back pocket?

Because it doesn't fit in either of the front ones.

[Muninn]

My pocket is always bulging and bursting with copious ammounts of money. I have it chauffer driven when I go out in a seperate car where it is tended and transported accordingly by a servant who has been trained through electrical shock therapy to never pilfer my cash or tamper with my wallet - which is made from the hides of various rare animals such as pandas, condors, seals and dalmations and lined with many precious sparkly gems.

[KJ Fellie]

This brings me to another question: What's in your wallet?

In mine: some cash (mostly consisting of a ludicrous amount of $2 bills) two credit cards, two debit cards, a canceled debit card, a Borders Rewards card, gift cards, one of which has just a couple of bucks on it and is over a year old, a library card that's nearly as old as me, my license, my boater education card, a AAA card, my Lo-Jack card, and more, plus considerable amounts of lint.

[osprey]

I got some cash ($25), some pay stubs, a heap of receipts, ID, Debit card, Air Miles card, Library card, a couple of still good gift cards, and my care card.

[KJ Fellie]

I knew something like this would be coming.

[Richard K Niner]

This brings me to another question: What's in your wallet?

The funny thing is, that was the question we were talking about at work when this came up.

Oh, cash, Canadian Tire money (that I haven't touched in a while), two unspent gift cards, a random rewards card, some arcade's points card (to play the machines), library card, my university's health insurance reference card, SIN, OHIP (old non-photo style), card giving me access to the local gym facilities, driver's licence, PC phone card, student ID, VISA, PC bank card, YRT monthly pass for this month, and this month's Metropass.

*gasps* And my other wallet has coinage and TTC tokens, which I sell for a tidy profit.

[Comrade K]

What's in my walletses precious?

Uh, My debit card, driver's license, copy of ownership for the truck, insurance papers, Petrocanada points card, restricted radio operator's license (Aeronautical), Healthcard, Ansonville Hospital Card, Hunting license with small game tag, boat/pleasure craft license, Prospector's license, student card, random change, and usually a $100.
100 dollar bills are great because they're hard to spend outside of an emergency, so I always have enough cash to get by, and I'm not tempted to spend it.

[VolkswagenFox]

What's in my wallet? Lets see, about $70, 10c in Canadian Tire money, coins, two health cards (one's expired), a driver's license, insurance thingy for the cars, credit card sized calculator, library card and two old student cards.

My other wallet has some German money it (Marks, not Euros), some German train tickets and tons of receipts dating back to around 1997.

[Angstwolf]

Back right pocket.

[Bocaj Claw]

My pocket is always bulging and bursting with copious ammounts of money. I have it chauffer driven when I go out in a seperate car where it is tended and transported accordingly by a servant who has been trained through electrical shock therapy to never pilfer my cash or tamper with my wallet - which is made from the hides of various rare animals such as pandas, condors, seals and dalmations and lined with many precious sparkly gems.

Did I ever tell youuuuuuuuu that you're my herooooooo?

[Gecko]

I keep my wallet in my right-front pocket, no exceptions. If I have no right-front pocket, then I'm not taking my wallet with me.

This brings me to another question: What's in your wallet?

***Paper Money (usually somewhere between $0 and $0 )
***Change (probably no more than $2)
***School ID, YMCA ID, Library ID, Place-I-don't-Even-Remember ID, etc.
***$25 Gift Card to Play-n-Trade
***Lyrics to a song I wrote (*cough* >_>)
***A phone number... wait, what?

Oh, and it's a Hello-Kitty wallet. Yes. Indeed.