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Baconsticks
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Who thinks war is good is against me.
Who likes war is hateing me.
http://www.prato.linux.it/~lmasetti/ant ... hp?lang=en
Anti-war songs website.
http://www.croatianhistory.net/
About my Homeland. Read it.
http://www.paulhone.com/
Force H - good music
Who likes war is hateing me.
http://www.prato.linux.it/~lmasetti/ant ... hp?lang=en
Anti-war songs website.
http://www.croatianhistory.net/
About my Homeland. Read it.
http://www.paulhone.com/
Force H - good music
1) Create a God.
Dokushiguma.
2) Make it in charge of something people already focus on,
BOWEL MOVEMENTS.
3) Make it something that people will be reminded of frequently.
Humans defecate with nigh-alarming frequency.
4) Make it easy for them to "buy into" the worship of your New God.
When you make teh poops, you're praying to Dokushiguma.
5) Make it ambiguous.
Pooping is good, poop is bad. Farting is good, passing gas is bad. Hot dogs must be eaten with mustard and celery salt.
6) Establish some standards by which the God should be referred to,
Call him "NNNNNNNNMMMGGGHHFHMMRMMG WHO DOES NUMBER TWO WORK FOR".
7) Make cool symbols.
You need an opposing force.
Hitler.
9) You need to confuse everybody.
10) The Big Reward.
Dokushiguma.
2) Make it in charge of something people already focus on,
BOWEL MOVEMENTS.
3) Make it something that people will be reminded of frequently.
Humans defecate with nigh-alarming frequency.
4) Make it easy for them to "buy into" the worship of your New God.
When you make teh poops, you're praying to Dokushiguma.
5) Make it ambiguous.
Pooping is good, poop is bad. Farting is good, passing gas is bad. Hot dogs must be eaten with mustard and celery salt.
6) Establish some standards by which the God should be referred to,
Call him "NNNNNNNNMMMGGGHHFHMMRMMG WHO DOES NUMBER TWO WORK FOR".
7) Make cool symbols.
You need an opposing force.Hitler.
9) You need to confuse everybody.
10) The Big Reward.
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Tom Flapwell
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The big reward is that you get a rope around your neck and led around by a farmer?
See other much-maligned creatures in my webcomic: http://downscale.comicgenesis.com
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GamemasterAnthony
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EPIC LOL! XD1) Create a God.
Dokushiguma.
2) Make it in charge of something people already focus on,
BOWEL MOVEMENTS.
3) Make it something that people will be reminded of frequently.
Humans defecate with nigh-alarming frequency.
4) Make it easy for them to "buy into" the worship of your New God.
When you make teh poops, you're praying to Dokushiguma.
5) Make it ambiguous.
Pooping is good, poop is bad. Farting is good, passing gas is bad. Hot dogs must be eaten with mustard and celery salt.
6) Establish some standards by which the God should be referred to,
Call him "NNNNNNNNMMMGGGHHFHMMRMMG WHO DOES NUMBER TWO WORK FOR".
7) Make cool symbols.
Hitler.
9) You need to confuse everybody.
10) The Big Reward.
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