How many stupid songs do you know?

Salad Man · Postby **Salad Man** » Wed Mar 03, 2004 9:07 pm

Spiderman, Spiderman Does whatever a spider can Spins a web, any size Catches thieves, just like flies Look out! Here comes the Spiderman! Is he strong? Listen, bud! He's got radioactive blood Can he swing from a thread? Take a look overhead Hey there, there goes the Spiderman! In the chill of night, at the scene of a crime Like a streak of light, he arrives just in time Spiderman, Spiderman Friendly neighborhood Spiderman Wealth and fame, he's ignored Action is his reward To him, life is a great big gang-up Wherever there's a hang-up You'll find the Spiderman!

Henohenomoheji · Postby **Henohenomoheji** » Thu Mar 04, 2004 3:44 am

(ooh!) (aah!) I know what you want, an' I know what you need, but Ommina screw it up, yeah, cause I'm an idiot, and I'm your boyfriend, yes I am. an' Ommina take you out, an' leave my wallet at home, an' then I'll use your cell phone, babby long distance, an' I'm your boyfriend. babby I know I'm a man who's made mistakes, I still got some learnin to do, I made out with your best friend the other day, an' now we're best friends too-oo-oo! yeah-ah, an' I know what you want, an' I know what you need, but Ommina screw it up, yeah, cause I'm an idiot, and I'm your boyfriend, yes I am. an' Ommina getcha gift, heh, but it's something I like too! Hope you like this norelco bay trimmer [is this right?] with my name on it, an' I'm your boyfrie-heh-heh-heh-hend. YEAH deh-deh-deh-deh Deh-deh-deh-deh deh! DEH -deh-deh-deh-deh-deh DEH! gonna get real drunk and call my babby up at four o' clock in the mo-oh-oh-ohrning, wake you up, I'm an idiot! pick up the phone! c'mon, I love you! Let's get in my dad's SUV, an' we'll go over to my house, my crib, my pad! I'll tell my mom to go to sleep, an' then we'll have the whole living room to ourselves, y'see we'll put on some great DVD's I picked up, got like, something like the matrix. I can turn my boombox all the way up, and make the bass smack the side of my mom's couch! Hey babby! You like fine cooking? yeah! Cause you know what? I got swansons dinner in the freezer! your favorite! (song gets sorta naughty from here, so this is where I stop) heh. stupid yet funny.

Henohenomoheji · Postby **Henohenomoheji** » Fri Mar 05, 2004 1:56 am

I was listening to the radio. sounds sorta like a kids song for some reason. Tie me kangaroo down, sport, Tie me kangaroo down, Tie me kangaroo down, sport, Tie me kangaroo down. It said it was from Dr. Demento, or something. I don't know. "In heaven there is no beer, That's why we drink it here, And when we're gone from here, All our friends will be drinking all our beer". Is "Frankie Yankovic" related to "Weird Al Yankovic"?

Salad Man · Postby **Salad Man** » Fri Mar 05, 2004 2:23 am

There's a house at the top of a tree There's a house at the top of a tree In the house there's a room In the room there's a chair And sitting in the chair is you There's a nose at the end of a snout Of a dog with his head out the window Of a car that's driving away from the tree And at the top of a tree there's a house And in the house there's a room and in the room There's a chair and in the chair is you There's a plan to eat the house In the mind of a mouse in the woods And the mouse in the woods has a smell that's detected By the nose at the end of a snout of a dog And the dog has his head out the window of a car And the car is driving away from the tree And at the top of a tree there's a house And in the house there's a room and in the room There's a chair and in the chair is you There are no more potato chips left In the empty bag in your hand And the crumpling sound of the empty bag Makes the mice get mad And when the mice get mad It leads to a plan to eat the house And the plan's in the mind of the mouse in the woods And the mouse in the woods has a smell that's detected By the nose at the end of a snout of a dog And the dog has his head out the window of a car And the car is driving away from the tree And at the top of a tree there's a house And in the house there's a room and in the room There's a chair and in the chair is you And the reason there are no more chips In the empty bag in your hand Is that the crumpling sound of the empty bag Makes the mice get mad Which leads to a plan To eat the house But just in time The dog arrives To give to the mouse The potato chips That you took from the bag And gave to the dog To deliver to the mouse So the mouse would not eat you

Jerry Roosevelt · Postby **Jerry Roosevelt** » Fri Mar 05, 2004 3:00 am

How about Violin by TMBG? That's pretty fun. <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... iggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' />

Zaaphod · Postby **Zaaphod** » Fri Mar 05, 2004 3:15 am

<table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: (iyestorm @ Mar 4 2004, 05:56 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Is "Frankie Yankovic" related to "Weird Al Yankovic"?  </td></tr></table>  Nope. Weird Al says his parents got him accordion lessons because Frankie Yankovic played the accordion. He says they figured there should be at least one more accordion-playing Yankovic in the world.

Henohenomoheji · Postby **Henohenomoheji** » Fri Mar 05, 2004 3:23 am

oooh. that would explain it.

Zylo · Postby **Zylo** » Fri Mar 05, 2004 4:51 am

Yea, a door-to-door salesman came and offered him an accordion or a guitar (I think). Strange how names can seem to influence people just as much as true blood relation.

Henohenomoheji · Postby **Henohenomoheji** » Fri Mar 05, 2004 12:37 pm

ayup. hey, how many of you have heard that last song up there I posted(completely)? My little cousin says there's an Inuyasha video on that song.

Msj · Postby **Msj** » Fri Mar 05, 2004 2:16 pm

I like that song "Hey Ya" from Outkast. I thought it was one of the silliest songs ever <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' />

Zaaphod · Postby **Zaaphod** » Sat Mar 06, 2004 3:49 am

"Because I Got High" from Afroman is pretty funny and/or stupid. (I won't post the lyrics here because some of them are a little on the dirty side.)

Muninn · Postby **Muninn** » Sat Mar 06, 2004 8:51 am

Iyestorm wrote:  <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: </td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> I was listening to the radio. sounds sorta like a kids song for some reason. Tie me kangaroo down, sport, Tie me kangaroo down, Tie me kangaroo down, sport, Tie me kangaroo down.</td></tr></table>  That's a song by Rolf Harris, Australian/British television personality. I haven't heard the song before but it's quite famous, well not outside England i suppose.

norsenerd · Postby **norsenerd** » Sat Mar 06, 2004 8:15 pm

Oh man. I know someone who aboslutly loves that song.

Tavis · Postby **Tavis** » Sun Mar 07, 2004 2:52 am

<table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: (Jacob @ Mar 6 2004, 02:51 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Iyestorm wrote:  <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: </td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> I was listening to the radio. sounds sorta like a kids song for some reason. Tie me kangaroo down, sport, Tie me kangaroo down, Tie me kangaroo down, sport, Tie me kangaroo down.</td></tr></table>  That's a song by Rolf Harris, Australian/British television personality. I haven't heard the song before but it's quite famous, well not outside England i suppose.  </td></tr></table>  I used to hear it around here a couple times before, but it's been years, but just for your information, it has travelled beyond England. I suppose I could blame the British Invasion..

Muninn · Postby **Muninn** » Sun Mar 07, 2004 1:45 pm

I don't know it's exact year at all, but i doubt it crossed over at the British Invasion years.

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