Act I - Tidings, based on a true story

Tai · Postby **Tai** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 6:02 am

as told by Tai

Prelude - Jason and his dog Dog, scouring the fourms for heretics and lost souls.

Jason - "What evil arises here? Do you scent the malodorous reek of ye olde troll?"

Dog - "Awf."

Jason - Que c'est delicieux!

Exeunt.

Scene I - An IRC in Passing

JavstheDeer - I'm Dead :D

B - You get signal?

Javs - most stuff would be okay if it didn't make my EARS BLEED

B - Not if you duct tape it to a moose

Javs - again you speak the truth

Javs - also who are "people"

Arloest - either they are Satanic or athiests

Javs - I wouldn't know

Javs - too bad it can't stay that way forever :(

Octan - no, I'm not really a musician of any kind, why do you ask?

Javs - but to be honest the music you like doesn't DISGUST me or anything

Fritz - too hardcore for "content"

Astro - i am largely on fire

klimt - *bbqs a chicken leg*

Fritz - That's just the way I roll

Tai - aaaaaaaaaaaa stop

eximus.

Scene II - The next morning

SnowCoat - ANYONE OWN AN ORGINAL XBOX HERE?

Scene III - Later that Evening

FoxHound - *grabs Tai from the shadows and interrogates him*

Tai - the only permanance is death.

FoxHound - *attempts to convince Tai by threatening him with a knife*

MaZZTer - AHA Tai has removed himself from the box

Liz - I typed it in the little box

SnowCat - ANYONE OWN AN ORGINAL XBOX HERE?

Spray - No.

Loeln- Notta

Fritzi - No probalo

Javs - no me D:

Spray - *throws the box against the wall a few times*

Kojiro - *catches it in his mouth*

Jason - *joins hands*

Foxhound - Oh noes! :o

Muninn - AAAAARRRGGHH

TO BE CONTINUED

Fritz · Postby **Fritz** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 6:15 am

what IS this

Tai · Postby **Tai** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 6:25 am

what IS this

work in progres

thanks to IRC i'm pretty sure I failed a final yesterday

Tai · Postby **Tai** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 6:36 am

what IS this
work in progres

thanks to IRC i'm pretty sure I failed a final yesterday

Also let it be known that until Javs completes the tasks assigned this will never continue by my hand

Angstwolf · Postby **Angstwolf** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 4:23 am

what IS this
work in progres

thanks to IRC i'm pretty sure I failed a final yesterday
Also let it be known that until Javs completes the tasks assigned this will never continue by my hand

I'll do it shut UP

Arloest · Postby **Arloest** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 4:33 am

what IS this
work in progres

thanks to IRC i'm pretty sure I failed a final yesterday
Also let it be known that until Javs completes the tasks assigned this will never continue by my hand
I'll do it shut UP

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

CameronCN · Postby **CameronCN** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 5:22 am

Italo Calvino couldn't have done it better.

Foxhound · Postby **Foxhound** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 5:55 am

WUT. [/4chan]

Fritz · Postby **Fritz** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 6:13 am

WUT. [/4chan]

You sir are not 4chons material.

Liz · Postby **Liz** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 12:45 pm

wut hapens next?!

nickspoon · Postby **nickspoon** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 12:46 pm

I'm afraid.

Angstwolf · Postby **Angstwolf** » Sun Dec 23, 2007 5:01 am

I'm working on it guys I SWEAR.

KJ Fellie · Postby **KJ Fellie** » Sun Dec 23, 2007 8:17 am

I'm afraid.

I'm afraid of your avatar...

The MAZZTer · Postby **The MAZZTer** » Sat Jan 05, 2008 6:48 am

I DEMAND ROYALTIES FOR MY PART

Also expect to hear from my lawyer for a slander lawsuit for mangling my name.

Tai · Postby **Tai** » Sun Jan 06, 2008 5:14 am

I DEMAND ROYALTIES FOR MY PART

Also expect to hear from my lawyer for a slander lawsuit for mangling my name.

fair use copyright in a parody work

not for profit gains I can take what I want from you you are MINE

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