If I gave you that information you would steal me :(For a moment, I thought you were saying that you were less than a year old.well it's almost time for my 52/73rd birthday
Today is my HALF BIRTHDAY
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I AM USING THIS OPPORTUNITY TO DECLARE MY LOVE FOR YOU. WILL YOU MARRY ME (IN ADDITION TO THAT OTHER GUY)?I think this:
Wile E. (Ethelbert) Coyote(Desertus-operativus Idioticus) is a super genius. He is consistently ranked among the world's greatest minds in history. He is responsible for some of mankind's greatest in inventions including the world's first thought-activated television, the personalized doormat, and the morality reader, which enables one to see if stranger is good or evil. His most notable invention, however, is probably Illudium Pew 36, a yellow pill he created that suspends the aging process and enables one to withstand great amounts of pain that may otherwise kill someone. While he never quite perfected it, this pill quickly became the top-selling product of all-time and continues to be used by billions today.
Early Life
Wile E.(Road-Runnerus Digestus) was born in London, England in 1919 to parents Cage E. and Mary Coyote. The Coyotes moved to Arizona the United States a few years later. Though his mother, a college professor, always loved him dearly, he was a disappointment to his father, a big game hunter, who forbade him to speak a single word to him until he successfully caught a roadrunner. Though he would spend decades trying, he would never manage to do this. Despite his constant criticism, he quickly became the top student in his nursery school, elementary school, middle school, and part of high school until age fourteen, when he was recruited by the ACME Company. He worked there for a total of four years until age eighteen when he attended Harvard University and graduated with its highest honors. Soon after this, his was recruited by President Wakko Warner as a government scientist to help in his war with the Disney characters.
The Breakdown
Unfortunately, Coyote's father(Famishius Fantasticus), who refused to take his son's pill, was growing ill at the time. Coyote at this point began to double his efforts to catch the roadrunner. His father never lived to see this, however. His final words to his son, before his death in 1944, were "I hate you." Though Coyote grew depressed, he continued to pursue the roadrunner to the point where it became an obsession. This obsession put a strain on his marriage and she filed for divorce in 1945. He officially suffered a mental breakdown in 1949. By this time the only thought in his head was catching this roadrunner. He moved into a cave and shed all his clothes. He remains in active pursuit of the roadrunner to this day.
Hey. No logical fallacies allowed. Question his sexual orientation like any decent internet-er would.Too long. Didn't read. And then I made an ad hominim attack about you when your back was turned.
Oh, and it's ad hominem. ;p
Anami and Anami are sitting around Anami says "GRR I AM ANGSTY LET'S EXPRESS ANGST" and so Anami says "ONE OF THE MODS ON DC IS A DICK I POSTED A PICTURE THAT WASN'T REALLY THAT INAPPROPRIATE AND THREE MODS SAW IT AND DID NOTHING THEN A FOURTH ONE SAW IT AND DELETED IT" and Anami says "OMG I HATE MODS >:("
Sure.I AM USING THIS OPPORTUNITY TO DECLARE MY LOVE FOR YOU. WILL YOU MARRY ME (IN ADDITION TO THAT OTHER GUY)?
Who sleeps shall awake, greeting the shadows from the sun
Who sleeps shall awake, looking through the window of our lives
Waiting for the moment to arrive...
Show us the silence in the rise,
So that we may someday understand...
Who sleeps shall awake, looking through the window of our lives
Waiting for the moment to arrive...
Show us the silence in the rise,
So that we may someday understand...
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I didn't sit through an Argumentation and Debate class for half a year to be corrected by a dead gecko. No, I sat through an Argumentation and Debate class for half a year to fulfill a requirement for my major.Hey. No logical fallacies allowed. Question his sexual orientation like any decent internet-er would.Too long. Didn't read. And then I made an ad hominim attack about you when your back was turned.
Oh, and it's ad hominem. ;p
his college Major. The area of study he is focusing on mainly.
[00:34:00] <Dermy> I do love to manipulate the standard rules of language for opportunistic effect
[00:34:06] <Dermy> Like a grammar hyena, I am
[00:34:16] <Dermy> Munching on the tasty entrails of tradition
[22:26:20] <MuffinSticks> I'm a chocolate muffin with white ears and a striped black and red tail
[22:26:35] <MuffinSticks> And exactly 6 chips
My DA account, for those who care enough to look/click/etc.
And my FA account as well!
[00:34:06] <Dermy> Like a grammar hyena, I am
[00:34:16] <Dermy> Munching on the tasty entrails of tradition
[22:26:20] <MuffinSticks> I'm a chocolate muffin with white ears and a striped black and red tail
[22:26:35] <MuffinSticks> And exactly 6 chips
My DA account, for those who care enough to look/click/etc.
And my FA account as well!
Oh, I see. He went to a military school.his college Major. The area of study he is focusing on mainly.
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Cameron is awesome because:
-Because he has an artistic style that is both complex and minimalist. This is profound!
-He once drew me as a roadrunner. It was an actual honest to god feral roadrunner, but a roadrunner nonetheless!
-He lives in Idaho among the wilderness and stuff and I envy him for that. 3:
-He is probably one of the most personable artists on here.
-I think he's the only one of us on here who drew a fanart that made it as a guest strip on O&M. This is an accomplishment!
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