T-milks child friendly hip hop presents:

[klimt]

help yo'self.

I've been warm in the daytime and cold at night.
frettin bout my blankets
but never doin whats right.

i'd be whining to my momma
and crying to my dad
GET ME MORE BLANKETS
and the look in there eyes was OH SO SAD.

because i
had no character
couldnt do nothin for myself
frettin bout my blankets
and freezing like one of santas elf.

my bed was so cold
but my parents wouldnt help
no
they thought that i should learn
to just help
my
self

now god helps those
who help themselves
but he dont help nobody
who just whine to someone else.

no, if you want to grow up strong
and big and tough and smart
pay attention to my words
dont just sit and larf

well the blankets were in the closet
it wasnt far away
i just couldnt take it anymore
so i got out of my bed
and got the nicest one

and now i'm much warmer
and all my frettins done.

and thats all i have to say to ye
but dont worry i may have more
just sit and be patient
it will come when its done.

[Angstwolf]

This is art.

[Fritz]

Marry me Tmilk!

[VolkswagenFox]

This is art.

X2

[Arloest]

Stop posting drunk.

[klimt]

Stop posting drunk.

you know you love it.

[Angstwolf]

Stop posting drunk.

I think you mean "please continue posting drunk."

[Liz]

*claps* That was wonderful! :O

Encore encore! :D

[cheesecake]

That dope shizzle is whack. Or something. This made me lol, so well done on that

[klimt]

taitheotter
he's minus tai
just an otter
that calls himself tai
a furry critter
full of SPITE

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he spites all day
and he spites all night
on the IRC
typin out his lines.

cant add nothing
but hate and spite
so we call him minustai
for all the plight.

doesnt like to add
cant even multiply
divisions to much effort
but for subtraction, he is fly.


now tai's not a bad fellow
but his minusing ways
just aint the best way

you can do much better
than this otter named tai
dont gotta be a furry
dont gotta be full of HATE.

listen to these words of wisdom
and your life could be much more
than any one could hope for
even minus tai.

[Tai]

klimt, kay limit
just stop posting, k 'limit?
your poasts lack prose
zero content innit
in the chat you froze
cuz the room died, get it?

no one wants you here
no one wants you kay-liimt
my score is sixty five
my math skills barely have a limit
you got the logs
you know I deny
this otter you labeled me
but now
you must agree you see the me
you wanna be
you wanna be a furry
so you make me one
an otter, but you worry
when I cant live up to it
your thoughts go aflurry
seething in rage, son,
I ain't your furry, man
I ain't yo furry

I can't bash your name
I stole mine too
We're unoriginal brothers
But I ain't yo furry
Don't spread your shame
I don't want your blame
I ain't yo furry
I ain't yo furry
w0rd

[klimt]

well you aint mah furry
or so you say
your startin to sound like nixon, eh.
you say you aint this
and you aint that.

your math skills, HAH
you cant even RAP.

you think i'm not wanted
well look at you
and otter for christmas?
tis a gift that would be poo-pood

you pretend your not furry
cause you hate to admit
you like to look at man-bears
doin it.

you say you aint my furry
then whos are you?
cause we both know, what is the truth
taitheotter is who you are
to deny it is like denying the stars

tis plain to see,
for all who look
you be your own
furry.

like priest_revan
and tumosp00
Richard K niner
and tabris to.

so dont go spoutin
your evil lies
admit to the truth
it wont make you any less fly.

[Tai]

I got the proof that's got my back
Coincidence your avatars be furries
denying THAT'd be whack

actions louder that words
you made yourself heard
when you said the rap was rated G
bro "doin it" is hardly G
don't wanna know
what's kid-friendly
in your world
where I'm your furry

man before you bash my skill
update your burn
elementary school
was when "poopood" was still cool
you didn't learn nothin you fool
you're just a tired old tool

like me im out pae
(ffff other things demand attention)

[klimt]

you sit and you scold me
from behind your keyboard
who knows what you think
when your otter gets down to it.

doin it aint G rated
thats your mind in the gutter
you think you got me basted
like a turkey for the supper

but you aint got nuthin
that you can pin on me
you think my avatars a furry?
your avatars just plain creeepy.

your skill bashes itself
it dont need me.
otters cant rap
just feed the cree.

they'd turn your pelt into moccassins
or trade it for some guns
so they can fight the white invaders
using their own guns

so other things be demanding
the attention you be Craving.
can't handle the fight
so you run into the night!

[Angstwolf]

!!!