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Today is my HALF BIRTHDAY

Postby Fritz » Sun Dec 02, 2007 11:53 pm

Today I am officially 16 and a half.

What is your opinion on this?

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Postby Richard K Niner » Sun Dec 02, 2007 11:58 pm

...that the above post looks kinda like it was written in the style of Asterikboy?
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Postby Mista_B » Mon Dec 03, 2007 12:10 am

lol hax
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Postby Arloest » Mon Dec 03, 2007 12:27 am

I think this:

Wile E. (Ethelbert) Coyote(Desertus-operativus Idioticus) is a super genius. He is consistently ranked among the world's greatest minds in history. He is responsible for some of mankind's greatest in inventions including the world's first thought-activated television, the personalized doormat, and the morality reader, which enables one to see if stranger is good or evil. His most notable invention, however, is probably Illudium Pew 36, a yellow pill he created that suspends the aging process and enables one to withstand great amounts of pain that may otherwise kill someone. While he never quite perfected it, this pill quickly became the top-selling product of all-time and continues to be used by billions today.


Early Life

Wile E.(Road-Runnerus Digestus) was born in London, England in 1919 to parents Cage E. and Mary Coyote. The Coyotes moved to Arizona the United States a few years later. Though his mother, a college professor, always loved him dearly, he was a disappointment to his father, a big game hunter, who forbade him to speak a single word to him until he successfully caught a roadrunner. Though he would spend decades trying, he would never manage to do this. Despite his constant criticism, he quickly became the top student in his nursery school, elementary school, middle school, and part of high school until age fourteen, when he was recruited by the ACME Company. He worked there for a total of four years until age eighteen when he attended Harvard University and graduated with its highest honors. Soon after this, his was recruited by President Wakko Warner as a government scientist to help in his war with the Disney characters.


The Breakdown

Unfortunately, Coyote's father(Famishius Fantasticus), who refused to take his son's pill, was growing ill at the time. Coyote at this point began to double his efforts to catch the roadrunner. His father never lived to see this, however. His final words to his son, before his death in 1944, were "I hate you." Though Coyote grew depressed, he continued to pursue the roadrunner to the point where it became an obsession. This obsession put a strain on his marriage and she filed for divorce in 1945. He officially suffered a mental breakdown in 1949. By this time the only thought in his head was catching this roadrunner. He moved into a cave and shed all his clothes. He remains in active pursuit of the roadrunner to this day.
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Postby Bocaj Claw » Mon Dec 03, 2007 1:00 am

You are neither mad nor do you wear a hat! I declare shenanigans!
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Postby Burning Sheep Productions » Mon Dec 03, 2007 2:02 am

In my opinion Ibun is the man you are looking for to rectify the situation.
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Postby Llewthepoet » Mon Dec 03, 2007 2:04 am

...that the above post looks kinda like it was written in the style of Asterikboy?
I have a style now. That's a bad sign.

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Postby gforce422 » Mon Dec 03, 2007 2:15 am

...that the above post looks kinda like it was written in the style of Asterikboy?
I have a style now. That's a bad sign.

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Fixed. :lol:
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-He joined the IRC sometimes. But not enough, I say! Chat moar =D
-He is evidently only 18 year old but he could easily pass for 25. =D
-He is a drummer like *I* am and this in itself is cool.
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Postby Foxhound » Mon Dec 03, 2007 3:19 am

YOUR DOING IT WRONG
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Postby Arloest » Mon Dec 03, 2007 5:27 am

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Who sleeps shall awake, greeting the shadows from the sun
Who sleeps shall awake, looking through the window of our lives
Waiting for the moment to arrive...
Show us the silence in the rise,
So that we may someday understand...

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Postby Tai » Mon Dec 03, 2007 6:13 am

well it's almost time for my 52/73rd birthday



(and I knew an autistic kid who celebrates quarter-birthdays)

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Postby osprey » Mon Dec 03, 2007 9:43 am

My thoughts:

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Postby Doc Sigma » Mon Dec 03, 2007 9:04 pm

Well, I knew it was coming. In fact, I predicted it quite a long time ago when I said that Fekeal would criticize other people's beliefs, fashion sense, and lifestyle. And now that he has, we must unequivocally act against injustice, whether it concerns drunk driving, domestic violence, or even barbarism. To plunge right into it, Fekeal is living in a dream world. Now, I could go off on that point alone, but the spectrum of views between charlatanism and imperialism is not a line but a circle at which abominable, callow polluters and dodgy vagrants meet. To properly place Fekeal somewhere in that spectrum, one needs to realize that what Fekeal is doing is not an innocent, recreational sort of thing. It is a criminal activity, it is an immoral activity, it is a socially destructive activity, and it is a profoundly insensate activity. The greatest quote I ever heard goes something like this: "Fekeal's plans for the future are devoid of any intellectual substance." Anyway, the consequence of all this is that Fekeal has begun -- without so much as a by-your-leave -- an effort to prosecute, sentence, and label people as atrabilious prophets of simplism without the benefit of any evidence whatsoever. Or, to express that sentiment without all of the emotionally charged lingo, he will toss quaint concepts like decency, fairness, and rational debate out the window because he possesses a hatred that defies all logic and understanding, that cannot be quantified or reasoned away, and that savagely possesses the most wishy-washy freaks you'll ever see with rancorous and uncontrollable rage. I don't mean to imply that his canards are very much in line with malodorous alcoholism in that they make a mockery of the term "poluphloisboiotatotic", but it's true, nonetheless. Fekeal's subordinates believe that courtesy and manners don't count for anything. Although it is perhaps impossible to change the perspective of those who have such beliefs, I wish nevertheless to give parents the means to protect their children.

Self-aggrandizing lummoxes like Fekeal always lie. Even an occasional truth is intended only to cover up a bigger falsification and is therefore, itself, a deliberate untruth. So maybe we have a number of problems for which he bears most of the responsibility. Big deal. What's more important is that he asserts that his opinions represent the opinions of the majority -- or even a plurality. Most reasonable people, however, recognize such assertions as nothing more than baseless, if wishful, claims unsupported by concrete evidence.

I am sick of our illustrious "leaders" treading on eggshells so as not to upset Fekeal. Here's what I have to say to them: Fekeal must sense his own irremediable inferiority. That's why he is so desperate to create a beachhead for organized Marxism; it's the only way for him to distinguish himself from the herd. It would be a lot nicer, however, if Fekeal also realized that there's something fishy about his endeavors. I think Fekeal's up to something, something virulent and perhaps even impractical. It is reasonable to infer that Fekeal proclaims at every opportunity that he'd never lead us, lemminglike, over the precipice of self-destruction. The gentleman doth protest too much, methinks. Before I leave this issue, let me share an interesting finding from a recent poll: Four out of five people surveyed suspect that he is absolutely determined to believe that newspapers should report only on items he agrees with, and he's not about to let facts or reason get in his way. This state of affairs demands the direct assault on those meddlesome beliefs (as I would certainly not call them logically reasoned arguments) that seek to traduce and discredit everyone but pugnacious schmucks.

Although Fekeal obviously hates my guts (and probably yours, as well), Fekeal may be reasonably cunning with words. However, he is completely chthonic with everything else. Throughout human history, what I call vindictive misogynists have always been sullen. So it should come as no surprise that he knows how to lie. It's too bad he doesn't yet understand the ramifications of lying.

Fekeal recently claimed that mediocrity and normalcy are ideal virtues. I would have found this comment shocking had I not heard similar garbage from him a hundred times before. If one could get a Ph.D. in Commercialism, he would be the first in line to have one.

Allotheism and elitism are not synonymous. In fact, they are so frequently in opposition and so universally irreconcilable that the irony is that Fekeal's most stingy solutions are also his most pushy. As the French say, "Les extremes se touchent."

All such combinations of audacity with ignorance would be supremely ridiculous but for one consideration: Fekeal's cause is not glorious. It is not wonderful. It is not good. I am intellectually honest enough to admit my own previous ignorance in that matter. I only wish that Fekeal had the same intellectual honesty.

Life is too short to have to put up with Fekeal. Do I blame society for this? No, I blame Fekeal. When a friend wants to drive inebriated, you try to stop him. Well, Fekeal is drunk with power, which is why we must chastise him for not doing any research before spouting off.

Since I don't know Fekeal that well, I'll have to be a bit presumptuous when I say that I believe I have found my calling. My calling is to make a genuine contribution to human society. And just let him try and stop me. I won't lie to you; I don't want to build castles in the air. I don't want to plan things that I can't yet implement. But I do want to debunk the nonsense spouted by Fekeal's coadjutors because doing so clearly demonstrates how he is addicted to the feeling of power, to the idea of controlling people. Sadly, he has no real concern for the welfare or the destiny of the people he desires to lead. Fekeal's favorite tactic is known as "deceiving with the truth". The idea behind this tactic is that he wins our trust by revealing the truth but leaving some of it out. This makes us less likely to plant markers that define the limits of what is asinine and what is not. Continue to appease Fekeal, and he will indisputably do the devil's work.

Pestilential maniacs all over the country are now having an absolute field day with their new-found freedoms supposedly granted by Fekeal's demands. That proves that we must bring the communion of knowledge to all of us. Only then can a society free of his contumelious, ostentatious quips blossom forth from the roots of the past. And only then will people come to understand that he would have us believe that anyone who dares to detail the specific steps and objectives needed to thwart his deceitful little schemes can expect to suffer hair loss and tooth decay as a result. That, of course, is nonsense, total nonsense. But Fekeal is surrounded by indelicate proponents of onanism who parrot the same nonsense, which is why wherever you look, you'll see him enforcing intolerance in the name of tolerance. You'll see him suppressing freedom in the name of freedom. And you'll see him crushing diversity of opinion in the name of diversity. Although there's no denying that Fekeal's only motivation is a moonstruck attachment to wealth and power, it may be somewhat more controversial to allege that people should just treat each other with decency and respect. If, after hearing facts like that, you still believe that his notions are a breath of fresh air amid our modern culture's toxic cloud of chaos, then there is decidedly no hope for you. The moral of the story: Fekeal is fluent in the testy patois of priggism.

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Postby Bocaj Claw » Mon Dec 03, 2007 9:21 pm

Too long. Didn't read. And then I made an ad hominim attack about you when your back was turned.
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Postby Tom Flapwell » Mon Dec 03, 2007 9:53 pm

well it's almost time for my 52/73rd birthday
For a moment, I thought you were saying that you were less than a year old.
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