Arloest?

[baloki]

This is a support group to try and overcome the adversity we face everyday, so when was the last time Arloest insulted you?

[Bocaj Claw]

This one time, at Define Cynical camp, Arlo insulted me. And then the sun came up. And the sky was blue. And Ganon was the final boss of a zelda game. And we didn't start the fire, its been burning since the worlds been turning. And its the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine. And I'm climbing an escalator to heaven.

[Muninn]

Book of Arloest (considered aporcryphal)
1:1 The words of Arloest, who was among the herdmen of IRC, which she saw concerning Ozyandmillie in the days of Simon king of Definecynical, and in the days of Jason the son of Simon king of Definecynical, two years after the Vietnamese Hacker.
1:2 And she said, IRON MAIDEN will roar from Leyton, and utter their voice in concert; and the habitations of the purple people shall mourn, and the top of Otep shall wither.
1:3 Thus saith IRON MAIDEN; Woe to you, Oh Earth and Sea, for the Devil sends the beast with wrath, because he knows the time is short... Let him who hath understanding reckon the number of the beast for it is a human number, its number is Six hundred and sixty six:
1:4 But I will send a Quest For Fire into the house of RuediiX, which shall devour the rutabegas of the Seventh Son of a Seventh Son.
1:5 I will break also the bar of Tai, and !kick his connection from the plain of IRC, and him that holdeth the fireproof coupon from the house of Doog: and the people of Definecynical shall go into captivity unto 4chan, saith IRON MAIDEN.
1:6 Thus saith IRON MAIDEN; For three transgressions of flood control rules, and for four, I will not turn away the punishment thereof; because they carried away captive the whole captivity, to deliver them up to Jent:
1:7 But I will send The Assassin on the wall of House Rules, which shall devour the palaces thereof:
1:8 And I will cut off the inhabitant from Mancubus, and him that holdeth the flamethrower from Airport, and I will turn mine hand against Dream Theatre: and the remnants of the old members shall perish, saith IRON MAIDEN.

[Holyman83]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[Tom Flapwell]

Jack, do you go to school or work? When did you find time for that?

[Muninn]

It really wasn't anything difficult - it's a modification of the start of the Book of Amos from the Old Testament (I chose that because I was reading about Amos recently), just added a few Iron Maiden and Define Cynical references and there you go.

[Rooster]

It's easier to count the times she didn't call me a rude name

[Dr. Dos]

Never because she likes people who are cool like me.

[Fritz]

Never because she likes people who are cool like me.

[Arloest]

That bitch is a nutjob and should be banned.

It's easier to count the times she didn't call me a rude name

Wait have I EVER called you a rude name?

[Arloest]

Book of Arloest (considered aporcryphal)
1:1 The words of Arloest, who was among the herdmen of IRC, which she saw concerning Ozyandmillie in the days of Simon king of Definecynical, and in the days of Jason the son of Simon king of Definecynical, two years after the Vietnamese Hacker.
1:2 And she said, IRON MAIDEN will roar from Leyton, and utter their voice in concert; and the habitations of the purple people shall mourn, and the top of Otep shall wither.
1:3 Thus saith IRON MAIDEN; Woe to you, Oh Earth and Sea, for the Devil sends the beast with wrath, because he knows the time is short... Let him who hath understanding reckon the number of the beast for it is a human number, its number is Six hundred and sixty six:
1:4 But I will send a Quest For Fire into the house of RuediiX, which shall devour the rutabegas of the Seventh Son of a Seventh Son.
1:5 I will break also the bar of Tai, and !kick his connection from the plain of IRC, and him that holdeth the fireproof coupon from the house of Doog: and the people of Definecynical shall go into captivity unto 4chan, saith IRON MAIDEN.
1:6 Thus saith IRON MAIDEN; For three transgressions of flood control rules, and for four, I will not turn away the punishment thereof; because they carried away captive the whole captivity, to deliver them up to Jent:
1:7 But I will send The Assassin on the wall of House Rules, which shall devour the palaces thereof:
1:8 And I will cut off the inhabitant from Mancubus, and him that holdeth the flamethrower from Airport, and I will turn mine hand against Dream Theatre: and the remnants of the old members shall perish, saith IRON MAIDEN.

Also, best post ever. But are you saying I don't like Dream Theater?

YES, this is a double post. What of it?

[Bocaj Claw]

That bitch is a nutjob and should be banned.

It's easier to count the times she didn't call me a rude name

Wait have I EVER called you a rude name?

You once implied that he was british when we all know for a fact that he's from Antarctica.

[osprey]

This is a support group to try and overcome the adversity we face everyday, so when was the last time Arloest insulted you?

Just now, by posting.


Oh no I di-int!

[Rooster]

That bitch is a nutjob and should be banned.

It's easier to count the times she didn't call me a rude name

Wait have I EVER called you a rude name?

You call me all manner of rude things in my dreams, luv.

[Muninn]

But are you saying I don't like Dream Theater?

No, I know you like them. The threats are exaggerations of what IRON MAIDEN (but actually implied to be you) might do if pushed too far. All in good humour of course.