My girlfriend threw up all over my loveseat.

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Postby klimt » Tue Nov 27, 2007 12:14 am

at least she didn't pee on the wall.
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Postby Liz » Tue Nov 27, 2007 12:58 am

This thread made me lol.
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Postby Holyman83 » Tue Nov 27, 2007 1:04 am

Well take a different light to it! Maybe she didn't "throw up" on it, maybe she liberally applied acidic and quite pungent love, with little chunks of passion to it!
That is one of the most disgusting metaphors I have ever read. Good show.
My thoughts exactly. He's quite good at it.

Well, shame that you now have a loveseat that was temporarily being digested... externally >.>

but good of you to forgive her.

LOL!! I love the metaphor!
awww, a custom made Tails pillow that was nice of her!
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Postby Fritz » Tue Nov 27, 2007 1:04 am

This is the best thread ever in the history of DC.
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Postby Tom Flapwell » Tue Nov 27, 2007 1:52 am

One night last week I threw up in my sleep, through my nose. It was the most disturbing experience of my life.
And that was the most disturbing anecdote I ever read on Define Cynical.
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Postby Hanging Tree » Tue Nov 27, 2007 5:36 am

I had a dream where I threw up Spagetti O's through my nose. Even though it was a dream it was grosser then anytime I have ever throw up in real life.
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Postby osprey » Tue Nov 27, 2007 10:05 am

This thread is full of LOLs and TMI.
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Postby Holley » Tue Nov 27, 2007 10:13 am

This thread is full of LOLs and TMI.
Yus ... on topic, I can't eat cheese macaroni after the holocaust of vomit that was my 18th birthday party, too many bad memories, the poor Pub urinal just didn't stand a chance *sobs quietly in the corner*
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Postby Angstwolf » Tue Nov 27, 2007 12:08 pm

This thread is full of LOLs and TMI.
Yus ... on topic, I can't eat cheese macaroni after the holocaust of vomit that was my 18th birthday party, too many bad memories, the poor Pub urinal just didn't stand a chance *sobs quietly in the corner*
I swear I saw a movie or a TV show where something like that happened.
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Postby Holley » Tue Nov 27, 2007 8:44 pm

Possibly an episode of 'Bottom' ... which wouldn't be far from the truth. They don't call bottles of Newcastle Brown Ale 'Nukes' for nothing ...
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Postby Doc Sigma » Wed Nov 28, 2007 1:02 am

I've been asked to please not return to two restaurants. One of them was because I threw up in the parking lot within view of the front door. I threw up because I had been playing "Beat the Barman" using bottles of Smirnoff Ice.
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Postby Arloest » Thu Nov 29, 2007 12:32 am

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Postby Muninn » Thu Nov 29, 2007 2:03 pm

This is the best thread ever in the history of DC.
This made me laugh.
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Postby Fritz » Fri Nov 30, 2007 10:53 pm

You're right, the DCS vs. Loe threads were way better.
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