Parting shots.

Henohenomoheji · Postby **Henohenomoheji** » Tue Feb 24, 2004 1:53 am

No living thing is immortal. We're all gonna die someday. It's a fact, deal with it. And what better way to deal with it than to laugh about it? Post the funniest epitaphs you have discovered, or come up with your own. And if you're gonna be cremated or something, just write it on a post-it note. It's what I'd do! Example: "Robot--rust in peace" "Jonny yeast--pardon me for not rising" who hasn't heard those before? "underneath this pile of bones lies the corpse of sally jones. her name was briggs, it wasn't jones, but jones was used to rhyme with stones." that's a less common one.

MidnightRealism · Postby **MidnightRealism** » Tue Feb 24, 2004 2:38 am

"MidnightRealism: crossed the line from cool into cold." Y'know, since I'm dead. Laugh.

Henohenomoheji · Postby **Henohenomoheji** » Tue Feb 24, 2004 2:41 am

I get it. how about this: Iyestorm: All our base were belong to him. (although if things don't go according to plan, I'll have to change it.)

Salad Man · Postby **Salad Man** » Tue Feb 24, 2004 2:51 am

Salad Man: Check your shoes.

Zylo · Postby **Zylo** » Tue Feb 24, 2004 3:18 am

DraganFox: Afterlife party!

norsenerd · Postby **norsenerd** » Tue Feb 24, 2004 4:01 am

norsnerd: The Asgard library, here I come!

The_Sparrow_ · Postby **The_Sparrow_** » Tue Feb 24, 2004 4:58 am

Sparrow: "Soon to be ruler of whatever world comes after this one." And not exactly an epitaph, but still to do with death, When my Aunt died she was cremated, and acording to her wishes the funeral place played one of her BeeGee's C.Ds while this was happening. Guess what the first song happened to be... Stayin' alive, Stayin' alive... Even at the time, everyone a great laugh at that little twist of fate.

Elscire · Postby **Elscire** » Tue Feb 24, 2004 6:22 pm

Best one ever in my opinion - Spike Milligan - "I told you I was ill." At least, that is what he is famously quoted as wanting inscribed on his tombstone. I don't know if it actually is!

Muninn · Postby **Muninn** » Tue Feb 24, 2004 6:46 pm

Cold and barren are the bones That lie underneath these stones And the only thing the former And dear departed owner Of these bones wants you to do Is to now look behind you! I just made that up on the spot, best read if you visit the cemetary at night.

Ibon · Postby **Ibon** » Tue Feb 24, 2004 6:54 pm

"He could see the good in everyone, but had trouble noticing the car."

Miles E Traysandor · Postby **Miles E Traysandor** » Tue Feb 24, 2004 7:14 pm

These would be my last words... [girl's name here], will you marry me? [Edit] Woot! 100th member post! [Insert fireworks display here]

IHateUsernames · Postby **IHateUsernames** » Tue Feb 24, 2004 7:37 pm

I could fire up BG and read the tombstones. Or Arcanum. Maybe I will.

Dr. Doog · Postby **Dr. Doog** » Tue Feb 24, 2004 10:07 pm

here lay an english teacher. here lies the salad man he killed himself with a frying pan and he lied dead with a garden hose how ironic, IT ate HIS nose. here lies you. ... ... ... ... scary, huh?

Henohenomoheji · Postby **Henohenomoheji** » Tue Feb 24, 2004 10:59 pm

I understood the english teacher one. And yeah, the tombstones from BG be funny as well. my personal fave out of those is the one with the "trusting soul". also, if ya click on one of them some guy appears and tells you to quit. don't quit and he hurts you.

Dr. Doog · Postby **Dr. Doog** » Thu Feb 26, 2004 12:58 am

iyestorm: the saladman thing is about what SM does in #DefineCynical.

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