Oy! There's a Jew in my Raft!

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The alternative form of the derative can be found using the formula (f(x)-c(x))/(x-c)

A sense of superiority
3
12%
A hint of sardine
3
12%
A need for love
7
28%
A thirst for BLOOD
12
48%
 
Total votes: 25
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Postby Bocaj Claw » Mon Sep 17, 2007 6:40 am

I thirst for CHAOS!
it's a thirst for BLOOD

geez don't you guys visit the IRC
Eh, blood's alright if thats what floats your groat but it clots too quickly for my tastes.
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Postby Doc Sigma » Mon Sep 17, 2007 1:36 pm

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Is that a need for love or a hint of sardine?
A hint of sardine. Trust me, love ain't nowhere within 10 miles of that scene.
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Postby Zaaphod » Tue Sep 18, 2007 12:59 am

The lone soul who voted "a sense of superiority" obviously thinks he is superior to us, therefore we should kick his ass.
I don't know who voted that way first but I'm the second. :D
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Postby Arloest » Tue Sep 18, 2007 4:46 am

Well, that's because you are superior; the other person, therefore, ISN'T.
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Postby Fritz » Tue Sep 18, 2007 5:00 am

Jews? On MY raft?
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Postby osprey » Tue Sep 18, 2007 7:10 am

Jews? On MY raft?
It's not nearly as likely as you think.
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Postby Rooster » Tue Sep 18, 2007 7:19 am

Jews? On MY raft?
It's not nearly as likely as you think.
Do jewish people have a predisposition for stowing away onboard waterborn vessels?
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Postby Richard K Niner » Tue Sep 18, 2007 11:33 am

Jews? On MY raft?
It's not nearly as likely as you think.
Do jewish people have a predisposition for stowing away onboard waterborn vessels?
How do you think I became a pirate?
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Postby Doc Sigma » Tue Sep 18, 2007 1:55 pm

Jews? On MY raft?
It's not nearly as likely as you think.
Do jewish people have a predisposition for stowing away onboard waterborn vessels?
How do you think I became a pirate?
20 bucks, same as in town.
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Postby Tom Flapwell » Tue Sep 18, 2007 3:21 pm

Jewish pirates? Yo ho ho and a bottle of Manischewitz.
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Postby Doc Sigma » Tue Sep 18, 2007 4:48 pm

Q: How many members of a specific group does it take to change a light bulb?
A: A finite number: one to change the bulb, and the rest to perform an action stereotypical of said group.
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Postby Rooster » Tue Sep 18, 2007 5:29 pm

I feel left out....

Stupid Atheistic parents...
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Postby Doc Sigma » Tue Sep 18, 2007 5:39 pm

There are lots of good offensive jokes for pretty much every race, religion, belief system, etc... except for atheism.
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Postby Angstwolf » Tue Sep 18, 2007 7:40 pm

YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Postby Tom Flapwell » Tue Sep 18, 2007 8:18 pm

The closest thing that comes to my mind is an epitaph:

"Here lies an atheist, all dressed up and no place to go."
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