T-Shirt Slogan

[CoreyFox]

"He who wears a watch will always check it. He who doesn't will keep asking 'What time is it?' So, either way, man will always be a clockwatcher."

[A dude named Vince]

"If the Simpsons can do it, so can I!"
Picture of someone with a bunch of casts on with the caption: "Don't believe what Red Bull said on the can!"
Picture of 2 guns: "2 guns are better then one!"
"Zombies are people to! Just deader and with more of a need to be slaughtered."
"Until I find a shirt with something funny on it, you're stuck reading this."

[Amber]

"Why on earth are you reading my shirt?"

[Bocaj Claw]

Well, nothing better to do. I left my emergency book in my other pants.

[osprey]

"By the time you finish reading this, I will have stolen your wallet."

[Foxhound]

"Do you have a zombie plan?"

[Tom Flapwell]

"Why on earth are you reading my shirt?"

Hmm, there could be a women's shirt saying, "Look up, buddy! Up at my face!" And it would be ironic to have the O's in "Look" be like the O's on Hooters uniforms.

[Chris]

For girls:

1:

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Jesus loves my buns! *points at chest*

2:
Jesus loves my ass *points at butt*
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For Internets people:
1:
I has Internets so yah!
2:
I has T-Shirt!
3:
Oh noes! T-shirt is covering mah sexy body!

[CoreyFox]

"If an army helicopter can't outrun Godzilla, how come a NYC cab can?"

(This is based on the recent film version starring Matthew Broderick.)

[Tom Flapwell]

For girls:

1:

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Jesus loves my buns! *points at chest*

Apparently, "buns" has a different naughty meaning where you come from.

[Doc Sigma]

HELP I AM TRAPPED IN A T-SHIRT FACTORY

[CodeCat]

My other shirt is a sweater.

[Foxhound]

"I hate you, and I hate the bands you like!"