Funny IM/Chat Thread

[Angstwolf]

* nickspoon flops on to a giant beanbag
<nickspoon> Seriously, you guys should see it.
<Javs> I wish I had one of those!
<nickspoon> It's bigger than a cow.
<Astro> me too!
<nickspoon> You're bigger than a cow?

[gforce422]

[15:15] <Tai> Are these puns golden or what
[15:16] <Tai> Color me purple if you guys can't think of any
[15:16] <Javs> Mine aren't. I'm green with envy.
[15:16] <Muninn> Whoever is sacred to join in is just yellow
[15:17] <gforce422> i've already "red" all these puns before
[15:17] <Tai> Hue have?
[15:17] <Javs> I haven't. I've been living in a tint.
[15:18] <jent> tent?
[15:18] <Javs> It was a pun. :O
[15:19] <jent> oh
[15:19] <jent> my bad

[Loeln]

* Tai has joined #definecynical
<Tai> Trapped in internet loop send help
<Loeln> We'll send Yagyu
<Tai> help
<Zaaphod> hah!
<Tai> send HELP
<Tai> aaaaaaa
<Loeln> Yagyu, save Tai
<Yagyu> Loeln: sorry...
<Loeln> :O
<Zaaphod> halp halp halp
* Tai has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer)
* Tai has joined #definecynical
<Tai> SOME HELP
<Loeln> Yagyu, save Tai
<Yagyu> Loeln: sorry...
<Zaaphod> I DUNNO AAAAAAAAA
<Loeln> Yagyu, help Tai
<Yagyu> Loeln: sorry...
* Yagyu was kicked by Ozy (Stop repeating yourself!)
* Yagyu has joined #definecynical
<Loeln> ohoho
<Zaaphod> haha!
<Fekeal> lol
<Tai> ahahahah
<Tai> YES

[Foxhound]

Heh. Forcing the bot to kick itself.

[Fritz]

[15:15] <Tai> Are these puns golden or what
[15:16] <Tai> Color me purple if you guys can't think of any
[15:16] <Javs> Mine aren't. I'm green with envy.
[15:16] <Muninn> Whoever is sacred to join in is just yellow
[15:17] <gforce422> i've already "red" all these puns before
[15:17] <Tai> Hue have?
[15:17] <Javs> I haven't. I've been living in a tint.
[15:18] <jent> tent?
[15:18] <Javs> It was a pun. :O
[15:19] <jent> oh
[15:19] <jent> my bad

ROFLCOPTERS

[Loeln]

<Javs> Who is Fekeal?
<Yagyu> i heard Fekeal was in a shitty band
<Javs> That's harsh.

[Fritz]

Psssh what do robots know anyway.

Edit: Since it's my birthday I get to say pants YOU!

[Angstwolf]

For the record, Fekeal, I changed it to say "Fekeal is the birthday boy/dog/thing!"

[Loeln]

[05:44] <Tai> Jack yes, get out
[05:44] <Muninn> To where?
[05:44] <Tai> sale AFUERA
[05:44] <Tai> AFURRYA
[05:45] <Loeln> sail Afuera
[05:46] <Tai> sail afar away
[05:46] <Muninn> In what?
[05:46] <Tai> in a teacup
[05:47] <Muninn> I can't fit in
[05:48] <Muninn> Unless it's a giant cup
[05:48] <Loeln> It was used by Taft.
[05:49] <nickspoon> Muninn: In a sieve.
[05:49] <Loeln> 300+ pounds of presidential prowess.
[05:49] <Muninn> Nick, can I line that with anytihng?
[05:50] <nickspoon> Muninn: More sieves.
[05:50] <Muninn> I'm going to nead a lot nick
[05:51] <Tai> are you guys all baked?
[05:51] <Muninn> Baked like a cake
[05:51] <nickspoon> I'm fried.
[05:51] <Tai> or are the puns indavertantly beginning to flour
[05:51] <Muninn> That's been left out in the rain
[05:51] <Fekeal> damnit nick I was going to sa that
[05:51] <Fekeal> I'm TOASTED
[05:51] <Muninn> You're toast
[05:52] <Loeln> Go out in the rain,
[05:52] <Loeln> and get sloshed.
[05:52] <Tai> no you're not, dough you may be a little crackers
[05:52] <Tai> (kingswood krazy lol)
[05:53] <Loeln> It's rather nuts.
[05:53] <Fekeal> It's not KINGSWOOD
[05:53] <Fekeal> THERE IS NO S
[05:53] <Fekeal> you FOOL
[05:53] <Loeln> Kingsfoil.
[05:53] <Tai> deatils details
[05:53] <Loeln> That's a weed.
[05:53] <Tai> kingfisher is a bird
[05:53] <Muninn> All the king's men
[05:53] <Tai> that's a movie iirc
[05:53] <Fekeal> A king is an important guy in a crown
[05:54] <Muninn> Tai, it's also al ine from a nursery rhyme
[05:54] <Loeln> Yes, but can it stave off the effects of a morgul blade?
[05:54] <Tai> but eggs aren't part of the baking pun, they don't make us yolk
[05:55] <Loeln> Well, depends on the egg.
[05:55] <Muninn> Maybe it was a bad egg
[05:55] <Loeln> Every egg has a yolk to it.
[05:55] <Muninn> And told rotten puns
[05:55] <Loeln> Ouch.
[05:56] <Muninn> You're not a bad egg Loeln
[05:56] <Loeln> Muninn's just shelling them out
[05:56] <Muninn> And I like rotten puns, well most of them
[05:56] <Loeln> You've got skillet.
[05:58] <nickspoon> Hmm, now I'm worried about Javs. I hope he hasn't broken his computer
[05:59] <Loeln> Or cracked it.
[05:59] <Tai> I have to hand it to you Jack, ever since you started shelling out puns, you wok
[06:00] <Muninn> And I haven't even said anything worthy
[06:00] <nickspoon> I like egg puns, I practically have free range.
[06:00] <Loeln> e'woks like a rockin' Robin.
[06:01] <nickspoon> I'd like Jack to whisk me away.
[06:01] <Fekeal> oh christ
[06:02] <Loeln> Now we're cooking with FIRE.
[06:02] <Fekeal> Wait I got one
[06:02] <Fekeal> YOLK
[06:02] <Fekeal> teehee
[06:02] <Loeln> The yolks on you; we're off eggs!
[06:02] <Tai> barely even cracked the shell with that one
[06:02] <Loeln> but not anymore.
[06:03] <Loeln> He was scrambling to think of one.
[06:03] <Loeln> Hm.
[06:03] <Loeln> Is it Easter?
[06:04] <Loeln> The chat's dyed.
[06:04] <Loeln> D:
[06:04] <Muninn> I've fried to make a pun like you but i failed
[06:04] <Fekeal> oh christ
[06:05] <Loeln> They go over easy enough, if we pan it out right.
[06:05] <Fekeal> LOLCANO
[06:05] <Tai> you'll be devilled for that Easter joke
[06:05] <Loeln> No problem
[06:06] <Loeln> We here are a hard-boiled lot
[06:06] <Loeln> and don't crack under pressure.
[06:06] <Fekeal> Aaaaaa I can't think of anything
[06:06] <Fekeal> umm
[06:06] <Tai> Just lay it on us Feek
[06:07] <Fekeal> SUNNY SIDE UP
[06:07] <Fekeal> :3
[06:07] <Tai> they should come over easy, like Loe said, but you don't have to pan around if you dont want to
[06:07] <Loeln> I'd white before trying another.
[06:07] <Loeln> Or frying another.
[06:07] <Tai> wait he did that last one too; I need to grease up instead of squacking old puns
[06:08] <Loeln> Can't believed I missed that the first time around
[06:09] <Fekeal> omlette
[06:09] <Tai> om letting you go on only becuase I love you and want you in the chat
[06:10] <Tai> otherwise you'd fly the coop and it's be quiet
[06:10] <Fekeal> Chickens lay eggs!
[06:10] <Muninn> No they don't
[06:10] <Loeln> Ol'ive Oil'die without puns
[06:10] <Muninn> They only make us think they do
[06:10] <Tai> So do most other avians, and reptiles
[06:10] <Muninn> And also monotremes Tai
[06:11] <Muninn> How could you forget that
[06:11] <Tai> what
[06:11] <Astro> And Cadbury bunnies
[06:11] <Tai> what did you say
[06:11] <Loeln> and unrehearsed comedians
[06:11] <Tai> Oh, we only take a gander at puns, nothing serious
[06:12] <Muninn> You left them out of your egg-layers union
[06:12] <Loeln> If it was serious, our goose would be cooked
[06:12] <nickspoon> If we keep milking this, it'll turn sour.
[06:13] <Loeln> Have we already heard the cream of the crop?
[06:14] <Loeln> Dare we udder another?
[06:15] <nickspoon> I think we should moove on.
[06:15] <Loeln> Lay our steaks as is?
[06:16] <Tai> Nah, end it soon lest it all turns bull
[06:16] <Loeln> About sold the farm with these last few.
[06:16] <Fekeal> Cows
[06:17] <Tai> spot on, Feek
[06:17] <Fekeal> \o/
[06:17] <Loeln> I don't doubt we could keep it up till the cows came home, but if we did, it'd be half-hogged at best
[06:18] <Tai> How did we move into cows?
[06:18] <Tai> It must've been a loooooooooooooooooe
[06:18] <Muninn> Mooooose
[06:18] <Fekeal> You guys are milking these puns dry
[06:18] <Astro> Fantastic Joke, Jack
[06:20] <Loeln> the pun ran from the nickspoon, that's where the cow jumped up from our loons.
[06:21] <Fekeal> utters

[CodeCat]

Hehe, gotta love Ozy.

[13:59] <wookiee> hi
[13:59] <CodeCat> Heya
[13:59] <wookiee> hugs 4 u
[14:00] <wookiee> i wanta be a bad boy
[14:00] <CodeCat> So you'd be a better girl?
[14:00] <wookiee> <--------- is a boy
[14:01] <CodeCat> Yeah but if you're a bad boy, does that mean you'd be better as a girl?
[14:01] <wookiee> dressed in a french maid outfit?
[14:01] <CodeCat> I dunno
[14:02] <wookiee> oh

[Loeln]

03:14] <The_MAZZTer> who is *********@gmail.com? Anyone here?
[03:15] <SnowCat> Google them?
[03:15] <The_MAZZTer> good idea
[03:16] <The_MAZZTer> uuhh they have an account on a forum called "Sexy Pictures & Videos"
[03:16] * The_MAZZTer denies friend request
[03:27] <Loeln> Yet they could send you Sexy pictures and videos
[03:27] <Loeln> :O
[03:28] <Loeln> and, most likely, a virus or two
[03:28] <Loeln> unless you're protected
[03:28] <Loeln> ITD's. D:
[03:31] <Tai> she looks clean I dont need no protec OH GOD MY FILES
[03:31] <Tai> it BURNS
[03:38] <Loeln> "What's that sound coming out of the speakers? ...Applause?!
[03:38] <Javs> Heh, Tai
[03:38] <Loeln> Aw, man; it gave my computer the clap!"
[03:38] <Javs> :D:D:D::D
[03:39] <Javs> That would be a rather funny virus.
[03:39] <Javs> I would ALMOST not mind getting a virus if it was that funny. :O
[03:39] <Loeln> hm
[03:40] <Loeln> a virus which overwrote every mp3 file in your computer with applause.mp3
[03:40] <Loeln> That'd be horrible
[03:40] <Loeln> D:
[03:40] <Vixen>
[03:40] <Vixen> i'ma write that.
[03:40] * Vixen gets to work
[03:40] <Javs> I'd KILL myself.
[03:40] <Javs> But it'd still be funny.
[03:40] <Loeln> -and doesn't keep the file names
[03:40] <Loeln> massive damage!
[03:41] <Javs> The RIAA would love anybody who did that
[03:41] <Vixen> what about.. just changing the tags
[03:41] <Javs> They might even PAY the person who made that virus
[03:41] <Vixen> leave the content intact
[03:41] <Tai> no
[03:41] <Vixen> .. man i can't stand badly tagged mp3s
[03:41] <Tai> make it happy applause D:
[03:41] <Javs> I agree with Tai
[03:41] <Vixen> we could all get announcer scripts
[03:42] * Vixen playing: applause.mp3 - by: the riaa
[03:42] <Javs> Hehehe
[03:42] <Tai> alternatively
[03:42] <Vixen> "type !mp3 to get it"
[03:42] <Vixen> XD
[03:42] <Tai> you could overwrite all mp3s to point to a link that has applause
[03:43] <Javs> applause.mp3 needs to be a HUGE file too
[03:43] <Javs> Like twelve hours of applause
[03:44] <Javs> At 320kb/s
[03:44] <Vixen> flac
[03:44] <Vixen> lossless
[03:44] <Javs> Yeah
[03:44] <Vixen> haha
[03:44] <Javs> Yeah make that applause.flac
[03:44] <Vixen> the virus would have to make it
[03:44] <Vixen> you'd need libapplause.so
[03:44] <Javs> Because just the fact that it's FLAC would annoy a lot of people
[03:44] <Vixen> and libwhistle

Horrible.

[Tom Flapwell]

"I'd kill myself. But it'd still be funny."

[Angstwolf]

"I'd kill myself. But it'd still be funny."

Don't roll your eyes at me, young man. Go to your room.

[Tom Flapwell]

(sulky flaps)

[Angstwolf]

Well I suppose I'll let you off. But no dessert.