Monday, June 18, 2007: Good verses, bad

[Praadur]

I do believe my brain's about to explode,
still of this I'd clap my hands and approve.
For though it's true my sanity you would erode,
acts of creativity I simply cannot behoove.

[Chris]

I'm Chris Eating some bread,
That were made before going to bed.


This text was created,
For people who read this thread,
While wondering why the hell did she/he readed this text,
That I Created for this thread.

[Angstwolf]

I HATE YOU ALL.



















Just kidding, lawl.

[Sage]

STOP STOP STOP!!!!!!

[gforce422]

Come on, now, Javs! Join in the rhyme
Or else, you might get left behind!


Sage, do you really want us to stop?
And cause this poetry bubble to pop?

[Richard K Niner]

STOP STOP STOP!!!!!!

The brass is what we'll polish and the deck is what we'll mop.

[Svix]

I HATE YOU ALL.

Just kidding, lawl.

Hate is but a silly thing
Nasty feelings it will bring
But joking on the other hand
Fills the heart with bits of sand
This sand is truly quite unique
It makes you chuckle like a leek
(For leeks we all know laugh a lot
Until you cook them in a pot)

So don't have hatred; you'll taste vile
Like bitter leaves of Chamomile

[Tom Flapwell]

Returning to the Tuesday strip, I noticed something odd:
A dragon sporting sideburns? There's hair upon his bod?
In retrospect, we did observe a dragon with a beard --
Nay, more than one, and even for a dragon, this is weird.
Did not today's Llewellyn say that Ozy was the first
With any hair for losing in the dragon clan that's cursed?
At first I thought Isolde didn't count because she's female.
(I don't recall the poll results from when I asked by email.)
I'm seeing possibilities: Llewellyn erred or lied,
Or past Llewellyn's head had something plastic on the side.

[Praadur]

STOP STOP STOP!!!!!!

The brass is what we'll polish and the deck is what we'll mop.

You say you're nasty pirates;
scheming, thieving, bad bush-whackers?
From what I've seen I tell you,
you're not pirates, you're just slackers!

Sorry... I couldn't resist.

[Richard K Niner]

A pirate I was meant to be...
Trim the sails and roam the sea!

(Hey, I was expecting someone to do so, hence why I stopped before Guybrush's next line.)

[CameronCN]

(Accidentally posted this in the wrong thread...)


I would like to take this opportunity
To sing an ode to Millie,
Our heroine, oft serious and sometimes silly.
She has much spunk and wit, but not humility.

And how could we forget the noble Ozymandias
Not really known for loving quesadillas,
But rather for being so Zen
That he can stay calm time and again.

Their parents are an odd bunch
Who often can be seen having lunch,
A thing which causes a certain amount of curiosity.
She is a fox, he a dragon, known for eccentricity.

[nickspoon]

A great bout of poetry,
All poor, yet enamouring
Nothing rhymes with poetry,
And with this one I'm clamouring.

[gforce422]

Just looked at the thread above this called "odes
It seems that Sage hates all poetry. OH NOES!
So here's one last line (for now), fresh from the baker
Before Sage does me in and hires a gravedigger.



(I'm just kidding, Sage. Sage? You can put that pointy acorn down now, Sage. )

[Sage]

This isn't an acorn, this is a G36 >:)

[gforce422]

Holy crap, that's a mean looking gun.
If you shoot me with that thing, I'm done!
Though a G36,
When your life's in a fix
Can't stand up to a potato cannon