Vending Machine

[Stephan]

You get a corny reply.

(I thought a map WAS a solution? )

I put in two identical snowflakes

[Richard K Niner]

You get the Wikkit Key.

I put in a red bouncy ball.

[Stephan]

You get the Wikkit Key.

I put in a red bouncy ball.

An over zealous unicorn chases the ball into the machine.

I sit back and watch what comes out in exchange for the unicorn.

[Sage]

*inserts a keyboard*

[Kyler Thatch]

You get a set of device drivers for that specific keyboard.

I put in a royal flush.

[gforce422]

You get a toilet use by Henry VIII.


*inserts Paris Hilton*

[Tom Flapwell]

You get Helen Hunt. (Paris, Helen... you do the math/history/literature.)

I put in the last piece of Aztec gold.

[gforce422]

You get a curse.


*inserts an air conditioning unit.*

[Kyler Thatch]

You get a cool refreshing breeze, along with a few glasses of iced tea.

I put a letter in an envelope, which I insert into a larger brown envelope, which I put into a small cardboard box, which I put into a large parcel, which I place in a cargo plane, which I somehow fit into the vending machine.

[Richard K Niner]

You get an oversize delivery charge.

I put in a box of Lucky Charms

[Doc Sigma]

You get a genuine diamond solitaire ring, retail value $50,000. For real. No joke!

I put in a mostly-used-up stick of deoderant

[gforce422]

It comes back, completely empty, with five cents inside.

I put in some pure, bottled oxygen.

[Doc Sigma]

You get a bottle of potassium cyanide.

I put in YouTube

[Richard K Niner]

The vending machine announces "Muahahaha! It's my tube now!"

You get nothing.

I put in something that I did not, am not, and will not ever put in.

[Bocaj Claw]

You get a paradox.

I put in a Opus