Vending Machine

[Foxhound]

You get a penny

I put in a Honda Civic

[Bocaj Claw]

You get a ten second head start.

I put in two coins that add up to thirty cents. One of them is not a nickle.

[Foxhound]

You get an activated timebomb

I put in a laptop computer

[Kyler Thatch]

You get it back. It was rejected by the machine, apparently.

I put in some oil, some vinegar, a few croutons, and a gold sheet.

[Doc Sigma]

You get a tossed salad.

I put in a blank CD-RW

[Richard K Niner]

You get a copy of Space Mutiny on DVD.

I put in an apple core.

[Stephan]

You get a voice from the machine saying "cor blimey!"

I put in a vending machine.

[Chris]

You get a new Vending machine

I put in a Forum post in this Thread.

[Richard K Niner]

You get eaten by a grue.

I put in a firework.

[Tom Flapwell]

You get a warrant for your arrest.

I put in a plier. Not a pair of pliers, just one.

[Kyler Thatch]

You get a box of instant ramen.

I put in a blank check.

[Sage]

You get a swimming pool

*inserts a tootsie roll*

[gforce422]

You get a tootsie roll. But it is the size of Michigan.


I put in a cow.

[Stephan]

You get a voice saying "I don't want to have a cow man!"

You get eaten by a grue.

Ah! So they're NOT exctinct! Cool!

I put in a map of a maze of twisty little passages all different.

[Richard K Niner]

You get the solution to that maze

I put in a stalk of maize.