Vending Machine

[Tom Flapwell]

You get an amazing technicolor dream... collar.

I put in an early issue of MAD.

[Sage]

(dream coat...)


You get sad

*inserts happy*

[Doc Sigma]

You get a pair of white boxer shorts with a picture of a large green fig leaf on them.

I put in a packet of pink sugar substitute

[Bocaj Claw]

You get seventy three dollars and twenty pence.

I put in a small goat

[Doc Sigma]

You get a map of some random sea.

I put in a pink litmus paper shirt

[Tom Flapwell]

You get a pregnancy test that registers positive.

I put in a poultergeist.

[Bocaj Claw]

You get a stalker! Glee and jubilations!

I put in a Flapwell doll

[Sage]

You get an inaction figure of him

*inserts a megaphone*

[gforce422]

You get deafened.

I put in a ping-pong table.

[Stephan]

You get a box of matches that says on the cover "Table Tennis Matches."

I put in a clockwork watermellon.

[Doc Sigma]

You get a bottle of Milk-Plus.

I put in this thing I found next to the computer... I guess it's my mom's... it's a box that's supposed to be full of All My Children trading cards, but instead is full of coupons for dog food

[osprey]

You get an episode of Two and a Half Men on Betamax.

I put in my grandmother's rolling pin.

[Stephan]

You get the pendulum of a grandfather clock.

I put in a small dilithium crystal.

[Sage]

You get...

You get a box of matches that says on the cover "Table Tennis Matches."

A BEATING!

*inserts a mirror*

[Tom Flapwell]

You get a portrait of Woody Allen.

I put in a Flintstones-themed bandaid.