Practical jokes and puns.

[Tavis]

Beware: This forum may contain bad puns.<br><br>Ozy and Millie has often contained a really good pun (or bad pun, depending on your point of view) at the expense of another character as well as the readers. Which ones have you turned around to actually play against someone else? Which ones have happened to you that you so witlessly walked into? Feel tempted to try any of them on someone soon?<br><br>I am sure this will result in a couple pun-filled retaliations.<br><br>Again, I repeat, there are puns here. You have been four-warned.

[HerrSkofild]

on no...here comes the <b>pun</b>ishment

[hdofu]

don't have a cow folks, this aint an udder disaster, you need to milk it for what it's worth insterd of curdling up over in pain.

[MidnightRealism]

<!--QuoteBegin-Tavis+Oct 24 2003, 12:22 AM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Tavis @ Oct 24 2003, 12:22 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Beware: This forum may contain bad puns.<br><!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br>Isn't this little portion of the forum just called a <b>thread</b>? Hmph. Mistakes like that leave me at the end of my <b>rope</b>.<br><br>Please note: this was posted under the influence of Nyquil. I'm feeling all warm and sleepy and less coherent than usual, although the disappearance of my cold is a nice change. So...sorry if it makes no sense. Whee!

[simon]

If it's puns you want, read Asterix.

[Deranged Mr. Pappy]

I have yet to walk into a horse pun from my ant at the farm.

[Bendarr]

<!--QuoteBegin-5hfifty+Oct 24 2003, 03:47 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (5hfifty @ Oct 24 2003, 03:47 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> If it's puns you want, read Asterix.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br>I've read it. It's very short. Here is the text in full:<br><br> <span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>"<span style='color:red'> ***</span> "</span><br><br>Not sure what people get out of it.<br>....................<br>(Bdump-Tee!)

[hdofu]

It has some good <b>points</b>

[Tavis]

The <b>characters</b> are interesting, if not repetitive.<br><br>Oh, and the thread is in a forum... I'm sure people are posting more puns there too, right?<br><br>Alright, I confess, I goofed. <!--emo&<_<--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... ns/dry.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='dry.gif' /><!--endemo--> But there's no need to leave me hanging by a <b>thread</b>. <!--emo&:P--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /><!--endemo-->

[hdofu]

Sorry to string you along

[Bendarr]

<b>Knot</b> worry about <b>entanglements</b> but at this point. Tavis have you considered the fact that as far as hanging by a thread, "No noose is good news!"<br>I certainly <b>rope</b> so!

[Sonuis]

I was speaking to my math teacher today, and told me she was worried about going to the airport. I asked her why she was so worried about going to the airport. The teacher explains that she has some MEHTUL plates in her back. So, I ask her, "What, are they going to bust you for having weapons of <b>math instruction</b>?"

[Jerry Roosevelt]

Not to go off a tangent from the last post, but whoever wrote Asterix must be a star.

[Tavis]

Anyway, in an attempt to get back on topic (assuming we ever were there <!--emo&:P--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /><!--endemo--> ), I'd like to know if any of you have played jokes or puns on unwitting friends using stuff you saw on Ozy and Millie.<br><br>Before I saw O&M, my sister had spent one Halloween as a gypsy who, with the aid of a cleverly concealed Sharpie, had several peoples' palms red.

[Henohenomoheji]

i now suffer dread from the said candy-fed biped who makes palms red .