Funny IM/Chat Thread

[The MAZZTer]

I CAN'T FIND THE FUNNY FEAKEAL.

[Angstwolf]

LOOK HARDER YOU BUM.

[Muninn]

Arloest> wtf are donut seeds
<Octan> Hi guys
<Muninn> They're what grow into donut trees
<BSP> Hi Octan.
<Zaaphod> lol donut trees
<Muninn> And when the donuts are ripe farmers harvest them
<Zaaphod> then they fling them
<Muninn> Thousands of temporary workers flock to the big donut ranches of California
<Muninn> When the donuts are in season
<Muninn> John Steinbeck wrote a book about this, The Donuts of Wrath
Zaaphod> ah yes
<Octan> Mmmmmmm... donuts of wraaath... *drools*
<BSP> Hmm, I read his Of Mice and Men just yesterday.
<Loeln> Have to be careful, though
<Loeln> I heard someone bootlegged a copy of that
<Loeln> They try to market it as the same, but the title gives it all away
<Loeln> "The Doughnuts of Wrath"

[Steve the Pocket]

More stuff from chatrooms other than our own...

<Orange> >_>
<Orange> Hello? *echo*
* ehsteve sneaks behind orange
<ehsteve> I'll EAT YOUR SOUL
<Orange> ADSKFASDFLKASKLDF!!
<ehsteve> he did the mash
<ehsteve> he did the keyboard mash
<ehsteve> the keyboard mash
<ehsteve> it was ghjisghusdhilzgz/jginzn;hinzrh
<Orange> Duh Soul's all I got, man.
<ehsteve> SOULS!
<ehsteve> I NEED SOULS TO QUENCH MY THIRST
<ehsteve> MY THIRST FOR SOULS
<ehsteve> etc
<Orange> Well... go... find someone else... or something.
|<-- WehrWolf has left irc2.furtopia.org:6007 (Connection reset by peer)
<Lobar> dude just have some gatorade

And no, "Orange" isn't me. Should be though.

[Foxhound]

I act like a complete retard later in the evening.

[02:01] <Foxhound> This levels it. I'm gonna be a Spartan for Christmas.
[02:01] <Foxhound> Not the Halo kind either.
[02:02] <Foxhound> Although that would be interesting.
[02:02] <Foxhound> Um
[02:02] <Foxhound> Halloween.
[02:02] <Jason> heh
[02:02] <Foxhound> Christmas is not that holiday.
[02:02] <jent> lol

[Muninn]

Muninn> Maybe I should make comics drawn by Leonardo Da Vinci
<JerryArr> ok
<Muninn> And he'd put obscure references in the drawings
<Muninn> Hy Jerry
<JerryArr> Hello
<Muninn> If you brought Da Vinci into the modern era you'd have to explain to him all our modern gadgets and society
<Muninn> You'd be a mentor to Da Vinci
<JerryArr> Cool
<Muninn> Because, if there's any historical figure who gives off the impression of not needing a mentor it's him
<Muninn> And I'd take him to the Louvre and show him that the La Giaconda still exists
<Muninn> And he'd say, "Why do they display my sketch version?"
<JerryArr> hehe
<Muninn> Course, he'd have to get some modern clothes to walk around
<Muninn> Or fool people into thinking he's going to a Ren Fair
<JerryArr> I think he'd be the kind to adjest well.
<JerryArr> and adjust
<Muninn> Hopefully
<Muninn> Though the massive beard could pose problems
<Muninn> If we decked him out in leather he might pass off as a biker
<JerryArr> Heh

[Tai]

[23:16:03] <Tai> bill nye the science guy
[23:16:15] <Tai> BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL
[23:16:17] <Zaaphod>
[23:16:18] <Zaaphod> ????
[23:16:19] <Zaaphod> aaaaaaaa
[23:16:21] <Zaaphod> WHY
[23:16:38] <Arloest> BILL BIL BILL BILLL NYYEEE
[23:16:40] <Arloest> THE SCIENCE GUY
[23:16:51] <Tai> BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL
[23:17:02] <Arloest> BILL BIL BILL BILLL NYYEEE
[23:17:03] <Arloest> BILL BIL BILL BILLL NYYEEE
[23:17:03] <Arloest> THE SCIENCE GUY
[23:17:14] <JerryArr> Inertia is a property of matter
[23:17:15] <Zaaphod> y'all crazee
[23:17:16] <Tai> BILL NYE: THE SCIENCE GUY

[Chris]

[23:16:03] <Tai> bill nye the science guy
[23:16:15] <Tai> BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL
[23:16:17] <Zaaphod>
[23:16:18] <Zaaphod> ????
[23:16:19] <Zaaphod> aaaaaaaa
[23:16:21] <Zaaphod> WHY
[23:16:38] <Arloest> BILL BIL BILL BILLL NYYEEE
[23:16:40] <Arloest> THE SCIENCE GUY
[23:16:51] <Tai> BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL
[23:17:02] <Arloest> BILL BIL BILL BILLL NYYEEE
[23:17:03] <Arloest> BILL BIL BILL BILLL NYYEEE
[23:17:03] <Arloest> THE SCIENCE GUY
[23:17:14] <JerryArr> Inertia is a property of matter
[23:17:15] <Zaaphod> y'all crazee
[23:17:16] <Tai> BILL NYE: THE SCIENCE GUY

I miss that awesome Show! D:

[osprey]

[23:16:03] <Tai> bill nye the science guy
[23:16:15] <Tai> BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL
[23:16:17] <Zaaphod>
[23:16:18] <Zaaphod> ????
[23:16:19] <Zaaphod> aaaaaaaa
[23:16:21] <Zaaphod> WHY
[23:16:38] <Arloest> BILL BIL BILL BILLL NYYEEE
[23:16:40] <Arloest> THE SCIENCE GUY
[23:16:51] <Tai> BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL
[23:17:02] <Arloest> BILL BIL BILL BILLL NYYEEE
[23:17:03] <Arloest> BILL BIL BILL BILLL NYYEEE
[23:17:03] <Arloest> THE SCIENCE GUY
[23:17:14] <JerryArr> Inertia is a property of matter
[23:17:15] <Zaaphod> y'all crazee
[23:17:16] <Tai> BILL NYE: THE SCIENCE GUY

"Brought to you by the new Can O' Worms! Hungry? Grab a Can O' Worms!"

[Tai]

the inspiration for this:








If the story is to be believed, this was the story of a kid who got kicked out of physics on the first day

[Arloest]

Ahh, the good old days of physics class when UFOs would sweep down into the class room and start playing the "Bill Nye the Science Guy" theme song on a continuous loop.

[Rooster]

I don't remember that, but I remember Chemistry...with all ze chemicals....

Bwaha...bwaaahahahaaaaaahahahaa....they mocked me! MOCKED me! Said I couldn't blow the celing tiles out...but how they ran when the fire brigade arrived! The purile fools!

*laughs manically*

To the laboritory Igor!

[Muninn]

<Foxhound> What have people been smoking today?
<Foxhound> Seriously.
<Bocaj> Helium
<Foxhound> I've encountered weird or retarded people or behavior all day.
<Muninn> I was sitting on the dock of the bay and there was smoke on the water
<Muninn> It was this purple haze
<Muninn> I inhaled some
<Foxhound> Smoooke on the waater...dun dun dun dun dun dudun
<Jason> DUN DUN DUN. DUN DUN DADUN

[Angstwolf]

[23:16:03] <Tai> bill nye the science guy
[23:16:15] <Tai> BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL
[23:16:17] <Zaaphod>
[23:16:18] <Zaaphod> ????
[23:16:19] <Zaaphod> aaaaaaaa
[23:16:21] <Zaaphod> WHY
[23:16:38] <Arloest> BILL BIL BILL BILLL NYYEEE
[23:16:40] <Arloest> THE SCIENCE GUY
[23:16:51] <Tai> BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL
[23:17:02] <Arloest> BILL BIL BILL BILLL NYYEEE
[23:17:03] <Arloest> BILL BIL BILL BILLL NYYEEE
[23:17:03] <Arloest> THE SCIENCE GUY
[23:17:14] <JerryArr> Inertia is a property of matter
[23:17:15] <Zaaphod> y'all crazee
[23:17:16] <Tai> BILL NYE: THE SCIENCE GUY

WHYYYY did I miss that? It's like you guys do all the cool stuff when I'm gone.

[Tum0spoo]

[23:16:03] <Tai> bill nye the science guy
[23:16:15] <Tai> BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL
[23:16:17] <Zaaphod>
[23:16:18] <Zaaphod> ????
[23:16:19] <Zaaphod> aaaaaaaa
[23:16:21] <Zaaphod> WHY
[23:16:38] <Arloest> BILL BIL BILL BILLL NYYEEE
[23:16:40] <Arloest> THE SCIENCE GUY
[23:16:51] <Tai> BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL
[23:17:02] <Arloest> BILL BIL BILL BILLL NYYEEE
[23:17:03] <Arloest> BILL BIL BILL BILLL NYYEEE
[23:17:03] <Arloest> THE SCIENCE GUY
[23:17:14] <JerryArr> Inertia is a property of matter
[23:17:15] <Zaaphod> y'all crazee
[23:17:16] <Tai> BILL NYE: THE SCIENCE GUY

WHYYYY did I miss that? It's like you guys do all the cool stuff when I'm gone.

http://www.billnye.com/

Ogod I miss that shoooooow. *cries*