$700 worth of ice cream (January 15, 2004)

[Salad Man]

<a href='http://www.ozyandmillie.org/2004/om20040115.html' target='_blank'>$700 worth of ice cream</a><br><br><!--QuoteBegin-Mr. Simpson+--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Mr. Simpson)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> What Oscar Wilde actually said: "There are two tragedies in life. One is not getting what you want. The other is getting it."<br><br>I don't know, incidentally, why when called upon to pick a random high number in the strip, I seem to gravitate toward 700. It's just a funny number.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br><br>Now we know what Oscar Wilde said about that.<br><br>And 900 is <u>so</u> much funnier.

[simon]

A million jillion is even funnier. :P

[Burning Sheep Productions]

But biologically impossible.

[Miles E Traysandor]

<!--QuoteBegin-5hfifty+--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (5hfifty)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> A million jillion is even funnier. <!--emo&:P--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /><!--endemo--><!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br><br><!--QuoteBegin-BSP+--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (BSP)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> But biologically impossible. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br><br>You have to remember that some of the kids in the comic strip actually think that is an actual number and that it can only be topped with the number "jillion million bazillion nillion".

[Elscire]

Well, if I ever come to think of a very high (But not stupendously high) number, the one which always springs to mind for some reason is 38 million.

[NHJ BV]

I think $700,- is fine <!--emo&:P--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /><!--endemo-->

[Foxchild]

I'm with NHJ on this one! why not 700?

[Muninn]

The number acceptable would be the one the author finds relevant/funny/random/whatever. Interpretors will of course have their own idea of which sounds better. But as Mr. Simpson said he just thought 700 was a funny number, nothing else.

[Zylo]

I usually use 80 million, which is weird since I hate the number 8. Don't ask why, I just do for some reason.

[Elscire]

Well, any suitably large amount is comical in that situation, as (assuming she ate it all, as we have nothing to tell us otherwise) it is virtually impossible for her to have consumed $700 of ice-cream, unless it was really, really expensive ice-cream!

[Doctor Fred]

You know it tastes better if it's really expensive, especially if you didn't pay for it!<br><br>And I'd have to say that a tangible number just simply fits better than a million-jillion.

[Elscire]

Well of course, because it remains _vaguely_ possible.<br>And we all know how much $700 is, i mean, you can visualise what can be had with $700, and a hugely large amount in the millions/billions you can't quite visualise just how much of anything that would buy. Well, I speak for myself.

[Sabre]

I just had Ice cream, I couldent even finish the bowl.

[simon]

Maybe it was a $700 ice cream and Millie had already eaten.

[Henohenomoheji]

millie just looks so darn funny in that first panel. it had to be said.<br><br>karma on ice. <!--emo&B)--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... s/cool.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='cool.gif' /><!--endemo--> <br><br>I'm sorry, that was out of line. but i still sorta think she deserved it.<br>*whips self with wet noodle* <!--emo&:rolleyes:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... lleyes.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='rolleyes.gif' /><!--endemo--><br><br>maybe locke ate some ice cream as well, just not enough to intoxicate him.<br><br>yes, i am aware of the improper use of "intoxicate" but I can't think of a better word at the moment.<br><br>maybe Llewellyn has a really big refridgerator?