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[Muninn]

but it's not really necessary for people who aren't here, as they don't really exist.

Is this like one of those philosophical views that the existence of what you can't see or experience is nonexistant or cannot be proved to be real, as applied to the internet?

It was actually a joke.

(Apparently a poor one)

I understood that, but in my mind that was the first thing I thought of when I read it. So, like Javs said, I wrote it on purpose.