Problem/Solution

[Rooster]

Wash your fur with sand


My sweater doesn't look grungey enough.

[Chris]

live with it

I'm out of drawing ideas

[Bocaj Claw]

Mug a leprachuan and force him to reveal the location of the mermaid. Go and seduce the mermaid to get her to tell you where the genie's lamp is (she used to date the genie in college). Find the lamp and wish for more ideas. Alternatively: Wish for ultimate power.

Problem: All of my plans are highly convuluted.

[Tabris_The_17th]

Write a fantasy epic.

I can't figure out what to get my friend for Christmas.

[Foxhound]

Indirectly ask what they like. Find cheapest one (unless you want them to like you). Buy it. Done.

I cannot stop singing or humming out loud randomly. Especially Japanese anime music and video game songs.

[Bocaj Claw]

Commit honorable seppuku.

Problem: People won't give me free money

[TyVulpine]

Get a J-O-B.

I suffer from CRS...

[Rooster]

Wikipedia suggests anti-hystamines.

I keep teasing my brother for liking bands that I secretly like.

[Angstwolf]

Solution: Join a support group for bi-curious music fans.

Problem: My cats keep me awake all night.

[TyVulpine]

(Don't think Rooster really knows what CRS stands for)


Sleep during the day then.



Can't figure out how much wood a woodchuck can chuck.

[Tabris_The_17th]

Realize that you just don't give a chuck.

I just came up with an utterly stupid pun.

[Tum0spoo]

make a whole bunch and put'em on a cd. you'll sell millions and get a show on comedy central, which will then be canceled after four weeks cause you were dumb enough to put it on at the same time as CSI.

I'm feeling bitchy

[CodeCat]

*turns you back into a fox*

I'm feeling a bit sick...

[Tom Flapwell]

Eat grass, silly. Just like any civilized creature.

My back is killing me.

[Bocaj Claw]

Call a homicide detective.

Your back is killing me!