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[CodeCat]

BTW, this wasn't our Miles.

[21:16] <+Miles> Hay Tails.
[21:16] <+Tails> Hey miles.
[21:16] <+Tails> xD
[21:16] *** Darkenwolf changed nick to Prower
[21:16] <+CodeCat> Tails and miles... you two are clones or something? :p
[21:16] <+Tails> Nah
[21:16] <+Prower> lies
[21:16] <+Tails> Shut up last name.
[21:16] <+Miles> Hm
[21:16] <+Tails> You have no say in this.
[21:16] <+Tails> lol

[Tom Flapwell]

"Shut up last name." I love it.

[Loeln]

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[Tum0spoo]

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DUDE!

[Richard K Niner]

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Is that a sprite from Zelda 3?

[Bocaj Claw]

Link with his sword raised up.

[Richard K Niner]

Actually, now I'm thinking it's from Link's Awakening.

[Dr. Doog]

no, because link's awakening was the one where link has the dream about the windfish, right? and it was for the GB so I can't imagine it having that graphic.

[Richard K Niner]

no, because link's awakening was the one where link has the dream about the windfish, right? and it was for the GB so I can't imagine it having that graphic.

Actually, after going and checking, the sprites from LA used had no eye whites. So yeah, it's probably Zelda 3.

[Loeln]

PDA Drama Theatre sadly presents-

The Idiot.

[19:41] * NastyNastery has joined #PlanetDA
[19:42] <NastyNastery> roar?
[19:42] <Acht> Oh [filtered]
[19:42] <NastyNastery> kid
[19:42] <NastyNastery> dontstart
[19:42] <Vredick> Is this one of the things I was being told about?
[19:42] <Acht> Yes
[19:42] <Loeln> Yup
[19:42] <Vredick> I second that Oh [filtered].
[19:42] <Loeln> Woo. The Game server's* back up.
[19:42] <NastyNastery> prolly not
[19:43] <Loeln> They're not repaying the two days it's been down D:
[19:43] <Vredick> Aw, shucks.
[19:43] <NastyNastery> its not up ya no..
[19:43] <Vredick> Yeah, it is.
[19:44] <NastyNastery> no, its not
[19:44] <NastyNastery> i just checked
[19:44] <Loeln> Uh huh.
[19:44] <Loeln> Sure you did.
[19:44] <Vredick> I'm on right now, so unless I've connected to some magical non-server, it's up.
[19:44] <NastyNastery> no your really not
[19:44] <NastyNastery> its saying
[19:44] <NastyNastery> the same thing it said b4
[19:44] <Acht> vredick
[19:44] <Acht> give my items back [filtered]
[19:45] <Acht> im in town
[19:45] <NastyNastery> i love this
[19:45] <NastyNastery> u guys try to make me mad
[19:45] <Vredick> [filtered], no. You should've known better than to give it to me.
[19:45] <NastyNastery> im not a idiot
[19:45] <Loeln> <Loeln> Uh huh.
[19:45] <Loeln> <Loeln> Sure you did.
[19:45] <NastyNastery> u guys =gay men
[19:45] <NastyNastery> =/
[19:45] <Vredick> But I need to finish training you.
[19:45] <Acht> haha
[19:45] <Wuhao> I'm sorry, lines 1 and 2 of your previous statement are in direct contradiction
[19:45] <Acht> you can get someone else unless i get my items
[19:46] <NastyNastery> huh/?
[19:46] <Vredick> I'd rather keep the cath.
[19:46] <NastyNastery> so yea im in the city
[19:46] <NastyNastery> who wants to have a party.
[19:47] <Wuhao> You cannot both correctly claim to not be an idiot, and abuse the equality operator and use "gay" in the pejorative to demean a group of people with Internet shorthand.
[19:47] <NastyNastery> if i had any idea
[19:47] <Wuhao> Since you did the latter, you cannot have done the former, hence, you must be an idiot.
[19:47] <NastyNastery> what u just said
[19:47] <NastyNastery> your talking like anyone cares..
[19:47] <Vredick> Thanks, Wuhao. That should provide hours of entertainment.
[19:48] <Wuhao> Ah, perhaps I should speak the Koine of our era -- the vernacular with which you are most comfortable
[19:48] <Wuhao> ur dum lol
[19:48] <NastyNastery> vernacular
[19:48] <NastyNastery> is not
[19:48] <NastyNastery> how you speak
[19:48] <NastyNastery> ur talkin all 1500's
[19:48] <NastyNastery> 2006 plix =/
[19:48] <Loeln> Thou hast offended me.
[19:48] <Loeln> Have at thee!
[19:49] <NastyNastery> >.>
[19:49] * Loeln slaps NastyNastery around abit with a broken X-box
[19:49] <Vredick> I bite my thumb at thee.
[19:49] <Wuhao> No. In fact, I couldn't pull off a 1500s dialect if I tried. I suppose I could drop some thees and thous
[19:49] <Wuhao> Honestly, I think I could only do 1700s at best
[19:49] <NastyNastery> ...
[19:49] <Wuhao> Really, I AM speaking in a manner appropriate to our time, of course, it has much more in common with the style of the late 19th century than does yours.
[19:49] <Wuhao> But, then again, literacy will do that to a person, and for this I apologize not.
[19:50] <NastyNastery> you know
[19:50] <NastyNastery> speaking like that
[19:50] <NastyNastery> doesnt make people give you attention/
[19:50] <NastyNastery> if you want attention just ask dont talk like a queerbear.
[19:50] <Wuhao> Oh, indeed?
[19:50] <Wuhao> I can't help but notice that you are suddenly conversing with me -- about the way I speak, no less.
[19:50] <Vredick> Well, you're talking like a god damned flaming moron, and you're getting attention.
[19:51] <NastyNastery> not on purpose i talk normal
[19:51] <NastyNastery> your talking like someone who role plays in darkages
[19:51] <Wuhao> You are erroneous once more, my friend.
[19:51] <NastyNastery> Please, sir may I have some more.
[19:51] <Vredick> No. You speak like your mother ingested copious amounts of heroin while you were in the womb.
[19:51] <Wuhao> You will find that the majority of your contemporaries do not share in your dialect.
[19:51] <NastyNastery> dude you dont even no what erroneous means
[19:51] <NastyNastery> even though you used it correctly..
[19:52] <Wuhao> Indeed I do, and I also know the differences between the words "no" and "know."
[19:52] <NastyNastery> omgosh no and know
[19:52] <NastyNastery> big dif.
[19:52] <Loeln> I believe this cur of the internets is becoming enrage.
[19:52] <Wuhao> Yes. Nevertheless, the subtleties are lost on you.
[19:52] <Wuhao> <NastyNastery> dude you dont even no what erroneous means
[19:52] <Loeln> An e-cur, with e-rage.
[19:53] <Vredick> That is a re-tard.
[19:53] <NastyNastery> omg now ur going to say
[19:53] <NastyNastery> no
[19:53] <NastyNastery> what it means
[19:53] <NastyNastery> ur so fatt.. you look for stupid things
[19:53] <NastyNastery> to try and "diss" someone
[19:53] <Vredick> your mom is so fat she overloaded the output buffer
[19:53] <Loeln> Villianous dog! My mother was a saint!
[19:53] <NastyNastery> yes, this really makes me sad
[19:53] <NastyNastery> o darn a mom joke
[19:53] <Wuhao> Perhaps instead of being so indignant regarding my own language, perhaps you should try not to be so confounded by your own.
[19:53] <NastyNastery> damn amom joke
[19:54] <NastyNastery> *cries*
[19:54] <NastyNastery> anyways
[19:54] <Wuhao> Irony is also lost on you, my dear friend.
[19:54] <NastyNastery> wuhao shush
[19:54] <Loeln> You are bad, and you should feel bad.
[19:54] <NastyNastery> loeln quit life please =/
[19:54] <Wuhao> Ah, and see now the differences between not only the dialect we speak, but the content of the words themselves:
[19:55] <Wuhao> Whereas our words address you and respond to you validly by your actions, you merely attempt bland, generic and cliche responses which fit all situations equally poorly.
[19:55] <NastyNastery> nah?
[19:56] <NastyNastery> idk but u guys are pretty damn annoying
[19:56] <Vredick> The same could be said about you.
[19:56] <Loeln> Infact, it is.
[19:56] <Wuhao> Whereas our words are perhaps somewhat elaborate, even byzantine in their stucture, yours are simply hollow and meaningless.
[19:56] <NastyNastery> nah i dont speak liek i have a chode in my mouth
[19:56] <NastyNastery> lke sum people
[19:56] <Loeln> Ike adds persons?
[19:57] <Wuhao> Ah, another error.
[19:57] <Vredick> You type like you're giving a couple handjobs at the same time, though.
[19:57] <Wuhao> "Sum" refers to the addition of two or more numbers, or the result of that addition.
[19:57] <Loeln> Must work for the census, dare I say!
[19:57] <NastyNastery> i type like i care less
[19:57] <Vredick> Care less than what?
[19:57] <Wuhao> Indeed, you do type as though you are careless. Indeed, you ARE careless, sir.
[19:57] <NastyNastery> about what i type
[19:57] <NastyNastery> you can understand what i say
[19:57] <NastyNastery> dont bull [filtered]
[19:57] <NastyNastery> ur trying to be smart
[19:57] <Vredick> I'm pretty sure you do care, 'cause if you didn't, you'd be typing like this:
[19:58] <NastyNastery> but in fact ur a couple fattys irl
[19:58] <Vredick> I'm only one fatty, not more than one.
[19:58] <Wuhao> Two more errors, friend:
[19:58] <NastyNastery> go lose some wait?
[19:58] <NastyNastery> weight*
[19:58] <Vredick> I'm weighting to lose wait.
[19:58] <NastyNastery> ...
[19:58] <NastyNastery> was that a joke
[19:58] <Wuhao> First, I am not trying to be smart. I am merely choosing a particular set of words to express myself, with a particular intent.
[19:59] <Vredick> i r smarder den u dood
[19:59] <NastyNastery> your talking like normal people don't
[19:59] <Wuhao> Second, we are not a "couple fatties." Not only am I not fat, but there are three of us. A "couple" is two.
[19:59] <NastyNastery> no one cares how you speak on aim
[19:59] <Acht> DEAR SIR
[19:59] <Acht> STUPIDITY != NORMAL
[19:59] <Acht> THANK YOU.
[19:59] <Vredick> How many normal people do you know?
[19:59] <NastyNastery> you think in real like there gonna be like
[19:59] <NastyNastery> omg u spoke no wrong
[19:59] <NastyNastery> idk how I can do that.
[19:59] <NastyNastery> no
[19:59] <NastyNastery> know
[19:59] <NastyNastery> comes out the same
[20:00] <NastyNastery> you guys are a bunch of rp'ers with no life
[20:00] <NastyNastery> trying to bring back popular soverty to the 1500 culture
[20:00] <Vredick> No, in real like, they'll be like "You are not socially competant, so we have to let you go."
[20:00] <Vredick> "I mean, come on, you couldn't even ask if they wanted fries with that correctly."
[20:00] <Loeln> I am certain we don't run with the ne'er-do-wells you "hang" about. But believe me when I say most of those whom have learned the English tongue will understand us far better then they would you.
[20:00] <NastyNastery> suck a wang and call it a day
[20:01] <Loeln> Wang chung?
[20:01] <Loeln> Are you singaporean?
[20:01] <NastyNastery> no.
[20:01] <Loeln> Blast.
[20:01] <Loeln> There goes that theory.
[20:01] <Vredick> I hear they have the best education system.
[20:01] <NastyNastery> obviously you people dont get out much
[20:01] <NastyNastery> what music do you listen to
[20:01] <NastyNastery> country?
[20:01] <Vredick> MEHTUL and punk?
[20:01] <NastyNastery> old folk tail music
[20:02] <Loeln> Tail music?
[20:02] <Loeln> I didn't know that the fine folks down south had taken to stringing their banjos with possum tail nowdays.
[20:02] <NastyNastery> tale*
[20:02] <Acht> I like r&b and hip-hop ;o
[20:02] <Wuhao> Oh, most definitely rock.
[20:02] <NastyNastery> yea sure, you def. dont your being a little cock about everything someone says
[20:02] <NastyNastery> wanna know how most hip hop people talk?
[20:02] <Loeln> Not from you.
[20:02] <Loeln> "brutha"
[20:02] <Acht> My choice of music doesn't reflect my intelligence, sorry.
[20:02] <Wuhao> Along with a couple more eclectic choices -- Arvo Part and Nigel Kennedy, for example.
[20:03] <Vredick> I want to know how people who have graduated high school talk and sing.
[20:03] <NastyNastery> because its no where near the choice of words you kids are useing
[20:03] <Vredick> I hate to break it to you, but I'm a white suburbanite.
[20:03] <NastyNastery> whats color have to do with anything?
[20:03] <NastyNastery> im white
[20:03] <NastyNastery> full italian whats it matter?
[20:03] <Vredick> Do you live in a city?
[20:04] <NastyNastery> nah.
[20:04] <Vredick> Then you're a [filtered]ing poser.
[20:04] <NastyNastery> no?
[20:04] * Misogynistic has joined #PlanetDA
[20:04] <NastyNastery> im listening to underoath right now.
[20:04] <Loeln> I'm sure they are ashamed.
[20:04] <NastyNastery> your dumb[filtered]s
[20:04] <Wuhao> Honestly, I find it hard to appreciate any so-called "hip-hop artist" who cannot do vector calculus.
[20:04] <NastyNastery> wuhao your just weird.
[20:04] <Loeln> By god!
[20:04] <Wuhao> I bet you cannot do vector calculus either, poser.
[20:05] <Loeln> He placed the I and E in correct order!
[20:05] <Loeln> A breakthrough for the english language!
[20:05] <Wuhao> That line was banal the first time, friend.
[20:05] <Wuhao> Hardly worth recycling.
[20:05] <Vredick> I'm listening to Megadeth, right now. What do you make of that, poser?
[20:05] <NastyNastery> so because i live in a "town" i cant listen to certain music?
[20:05] <Loeln> Yes.
[20:05] <Loeln> Very.
[20:06] <NastyNastery> are you gay?
[20:06] <NastyNastery> probaly are because seems like you like [filtered]
[20:06] <Vredick> You can listen to certain music, but you cannot associate yourself with said music in a relevant fashion without appearing to be a malleable youth with no sense of self other than what's sold to you in big flashing lights.
[20:06] <Loeln> In other words,
[20:06] <Loeln> go cut yourself.
[20:06] <NastyNastery> in other words
[20:06] <NastyNastery> no?
[20:06] <Loeln> But remember,
[20:07] <NastyNastery> cross the lane
[20:07] <NastyNastery> w/e
[20:07] <NastyNastery> ur a dumb [filtered]
[20:07] <Loeln> Mr. Razor walks across the street when he wants attention,
[20:07] <Loeln> and he walks down the street when he wants to get somewhere.
[20:07] <Vredick> I'm pretty sure I just used too many syllables in the first six words to overflow his memory capacity.
[20:07] <Wuhao> Based on your prior comments and the level of your wit
[20:07] <Wuhao> and, in particular, the particular level of sophistication you have demonstrated with the English language
[20:07] <NastyNastery> wuaho your an idiot.
[20:07] <Wuhao> and the set of logical falacies you seem most prone to
[20:07] <Wuhao> I will guess that you're in middle school?
[20:07] <Wuhao> At the very latest, just starting high school.
[20:07] <NastyNastery> nah
[20:07] <Vredick> Wuhao, you're an idiot.*
[20:07] <NastyNastery> im in highschol
[20:08] <Vredick> No. I'm in high school.*
[20:08] <Vredick> 9th grade?
[20:08] <NastyNastery> 11th
[20:08] <Loeln> You sit on a throne of lies.
[20:08] <Wuhao> Ah! Then you are simply a poor student.
[20:08] <Vredick> I feel pity for your teachers.
[20:08] <NastyNastery> this is sorta funny
[20:08] <NastyNastery> based on how i talk and what I listen to im an idiot
[20:08] <Loeln> You are a shame to your nation.
[20:08] <Vredick> Did Nasty steal the t and the h since he so desires to be a gangsta?
[20:08] <NastyNastery> thats pretty funny actully
[20:08] <Loeln> Though,
[20:08] <Wuhao> No, I would contend that you are an idiot for the things you say.
[20:09] <NastyNastery> so i get poor grades because I like rock bands
[20:09] <NastyNastery> def.
[20:09] <Vredick> No.
[20:09] <Loeln> I look forward to your undoubtable eventual appearence on Jerry Springer.
[20:09] <NastyNastery> also because i live in a town
[20:09] <Vredick> You get poor grades because you're an idiot.
[20:09] <Wuhao> No, you get poor grades because you are intellectually inferior.
[20:09] <NastyNastery> called connecticut
[20:09] <Vredick> [filtered]. You're from CT? Where abouts?
[20:09] <NastyNastery> a state
[20:09] <Wuhao> Connecticut is a state.
[20:09] <NastyNastery> i live in east haven
[20:09] <Vredick> Ha.
[20:09] <Vredick> That explains it all.
[20:09] <NastyNastery> that does not
[20:09] <NastyNastery> its not a trash town
[20:09] <NastyNastery> like branford
[20:09] <Loeln> I suppose that's what you call "ghetto", yes?
[20:09] <NastyNastery> and hamden
[20:10] <NastyNastery> no
[20:10] <NastyNastery> were all preppy
[20:10] <Misogynistic> Acht,
[20:10] <NastyNastery> your a dumb [filtered]
[20:10] <NastyNastery> newhaven calls themself thaty
[20:10] <Misogynistic> This is like the tiarnarch of IRC chats.
[20:10] <NastyNastery> tiarnach sucks
[20:10] <Vredick> No. It's what I'd call metro suburban.
[20:10] <NastyNastery> tuathal sucks
[20:10] <Misogynistic> One idiot and they're teaming him 9v1
[20:10] <Wuhao> "You're." Possessive versus contractive form.
[20:11] <NastyNastery> did thathoe call me a idiot?
[20:11] <Loeln> Honestly, if you can't get that right then you might as well join DAHelp.
[20:11] <Vredick> That's where it is in relation to New Haven; the [filtered]hole of CT.
[20:11] <NastyNastery> o really?
[20:11] <NastyNastery> where do you live
[20:11] <Misogynistic> I can bench press 980 lbs.
[20:11] <NastyNastery> thats impossible
[20:11] <Vredick> East Lyme
[20:11] <NastyNastery> lyme hall?
[20:11] <NastyNastery> HAHAH
[20:11] <Loeln> I'm sure they will appreciate the entertainment you most certainly will bring.
[20:12] <NastyNastery> kill urself plix
[20:12] <Vredick> East Lyme, not Old Lyme, not South Lyme, not Lyme.
[20:12] <NastyNastery> if were so bad
[20:12] <Loeln> We're, or We are, please.
[20:12] <NastyNastery> suck a nut
[20:12] <NastyNastery> kid you live near me
[20:12] <NastyNastery> dont star
[20:12] <NastyNastery> start*
[20:12] <Vredick> Kid? Why don't you come to East Lyme.
[20:12] <Vredick> My name's John.
[20:13] <Vredick> I work at the deli in Stop & Shop.
[20:13] <Misogynistic> This is past entertaning Acht. Could you please get rid of... 'it.'
[20:13] <NastyNastery> DELI
[20:13] <Vredick> I'll be there from 3 to 7 tomorrow.
[20:13] <NastyNastery> you work at a deli
[20:13] <Vredick> If you want to say [filtered] to my face, come say it.
[20:13] <Vredick> I work in a super market.
[20:13] <NastyNastery> yor saying
[20:13] <Loeln> Unlike our friend, Vred has a job.
[20:13] <NastyNastery> im 15
[20:13] <Loeln> You are a slacker.
[20:13] <NastyNastery> im 15
[20:13] <NastyNastery> my dad gives me money
[20:13] <Loeln> And not in eleventh grade.
[20:13] <NastyNastery> i also skiped grades
[20:14] <Loeln> Skipped backwards.
[20:14] <NastyNastery> no?
[20:14] <Wuhao> Apparently, not because of your English skills.
[20:14] <Vredick> He skipped second grade.
[20:14] <Wuhao> Nor your logic skills.
[20:14] <NastyNastery> jeeze
[20:14] <Loeln> You have only given evidenced in support of my logic.
[20:14] <Misogynistic> DK! DK him!
[20:14] <NastyNastery> vredick wuts ur last name
[20:14] <NastyNastery> i probaly knwo you
[20:15] <Loeln> You poor, poor man, Vred.
[20:15] <Vredick> If you want to act hard on the internet and all that, at least have the balls to act hard in real life so people can kick your ass.
[20:15] <Vredick> Graff
[20:15] <NastyNastery> whats ur last name?
[20:15] <NastyNastery> graff?
[20:15] <Vredick> Are you going to get your friends to jump me? Oh no.
[20:15] <Vredick> 15 year old mob.
[20:15] <NastyNastery> no?
[20:15] <Vredick> Wtf did I just say?
[20:15] <Vredick> English, mother [filtered]er. Do you speak it?
[20:15] <NastyNastery> graff is a gay last name
[20:15] <NastyNastery> your family should be burned
[20:15] <NastyNastery> =/
[20:15] <NastyNastery> pilotti
[20:15] <NastyNastery> look it up
[20:15] <NastyNastery> thats my last name
[20:16] <NastyNastery> we own everyone
[20:16] <Loeln> And "NastyNastery" is perfectly straight.
[20:16] <Loeln> No innuendo there at all.
[20:16] <Wuhao> Indeed, the Graffs have been homosexual for countless generations.
[20:16] <Vredick> Should I take my step-father's last name so I can act all greasy, too?
[20:16] <Misogynistic> It is, Loeln.
[20:16] <Misogynistic> The gays wouldn't claim that [filtered].
[20:16] <Loeln> Even Charlemagne had his village idiots.
[20:16] <Wuhao> Cockslurpers and carpetlickers, all.
[20:16] <Wuhao> Not once has there ever been a heterosexual in the Graff line in its long and illustrious history, and as such, no children.
[20:16] <Wuhao> And hence, the Graff line does not exist.
[20:17] <NastyNastery> ok well darkages is up
[20:17] <NastyNastery> so pce losers
[20:17] * NastyNastery has quit IRC (Quit: PlanetDA IRC User)
[20:17] <Loeln> Now then, gentlemen,
[20:17] <Loeln> pardon me while I eat dinner
[20:17] <Loeln> and weep for the future.
[20:17] <Wuhao> Hot diggity damn
[20:17] <Wuhao> It's like a mound of stupid.

He rejoined later to say-

<NastyNastery> gatgat\
<NastyNastery> gagjkfgdg
<NastyNastery> gfjgndfghdfg
<NastyNastery> gdfgjkdfgdfgfghjdfkghfdgkdfgsdf
<NastyNastery> fkjdsfkdsfhdsbfsdbfjhhjvbfhvhsdfvbsdfhvbdfvyhbasddfhvbsdlvhsbhdf\
<NastyNastery> fsdkfsdjkgndrkgdfhgsdbhg

Weep, weep for the future.


*The server I refer to is the server for an mmorpg we in that chat play/played. It's down until Monday at the earliest. We knew that, Mr. Nastery didn't. Also Note that Wuhao is the admin of the PDA forum and livechat.

[The MAZZTer]

http://www.futuremark.com/forum/showthread.php?t=23914

[Kyler Thatch]

PDA Drama Theatre sadly presents-

The Idiot.

(um, stuff)

Wuhao gains my eternal respect. Or something like that.

[Tom Flapwell]

I keep feeling sorry for people like that, even tho they bring it on themselves and deserve it. Emotions are just weird.

Just remember that this one guy is not "the future."

[Loeln]

It's been too long...

<TheDonmeister> awww
<TheDonmeister> === #definecynical Color is not permitted in this channel (#definecynical)
<TheDonmeister> curse you zaaphod! you will rue the day that you prevented my coloured text!
<Zaaphod> *shrugs*
<Loeln> Isn't that just a colorful saying?
<TheDonmeister> it WAS colourful...
<Loeln> Don't Ye-llow? You should work fine with black and white
<TheDonmeister> what? how did you know?
<Bocaj> I have Double Z Clearence.
<Zaaphod> ZZ
<TheDonmeister> thats the lowest...
<Bocaj> Exactly.
<JerryArr> ZZ Top
<Bocaj> Wasn't he a guy?
<Loeln> Orange you glad he doesn't have higher?
<Bocaj> Yes.
<Zaaphod> two guys with beards and a guy named Beard
<Loeln> That's grey(t)
<TheDonmeister> yay! british spellings
<Bocaj> You wrote it and I red it.
<TheDonmeister> but boo! reminding me
<JerryArr> My favorite color is light blue.
<Bocaj> Okay.
<Loeln> Hue have a favorite color?
<TheDonmeister> i prefer a greenish-purple
<Bocaj> Octarine?
<JerryArr> Sure. White not?
<Loeln> I always blue you did.
<TheDonmeister> i miss my colour =(
<Bocaj> Don't be blue.
<Loeln> Also, don't get red in the face. We don't need no violet around here.
<Bocaj> I'm sorry you teal that way.
* TheDonmeister puts fingers in ears
<TheDonmeister> LALALALALAL ICANT HEAR YOU
* Bocaj gives a megaphone to Loeln
<Loeln> I guess he's still in the darks.
<Loeln> Navy someday he'll learn,
<Loeln> navy, but I doubt it.
<JerryArr> He'll have to go black on lessons learned, though.
<TheDonmeister> i pink you should be quiet!
<Bocaj> I pink that you're a master at this. I don't think I'll ever measure up.
<JerryArr> I think Don is just purple-exed
<Loeln> If he keeps drawing a blanche, he cean will have to.
<Bocaj> All these puns... they can't be white.
<TheDonmeister> yes
<TheDonmeister> some of them are a bit off-colour
<Loeln> They're in-cerulean-dous.
* TheDonmeister puts cyan-ide in Loeln's coffee
<Loeln> Sil, v'er going to have to keep going.
<TheDonmeister> im running out of colours...
<Loeln> You're still a green horn.
<Loeln> Keep practicing, evergreentually, you'll get better.
<TheDonmeister> where's an english teacher when you need one?
<Arloest> Anyone who attempts to make a colour pun is banned
<JerryArr> Fun hater.
<Arloest> Indeed!
<Zaaphod> heh
<TheDonmeister> oppressionist!
<TheDonmeister> but those puns were gold!
<Bocaj> What about food puns?
<Loeln> Arlo's bleaching the topic.
<TheDonmeister> she's green with envy
* Arloest sets mode: +b TheDonmeister!*@*
<Arloest> Indeeeeeed
<Zaaphod> oh noes!
* Spray sets mode: -b TheDonmeister!*@*
<Arloest> i was about to do that too
<Spray> nuh uh
<Arloest> uh huh
<Loeln> I cray, o-la(ord), cray that we can continue
<TheDonmeister> ?
<Arloest> Im bitter.
<Jason> cray that we can cray on.
<Jason> Cray on to the promised land.
<Arloest> I wont say why or people will yell at me again.
<Zaaphod> aww
<Arloest> And I dont want THAT
<TheDonmeister> hah! a food pun
<TheDonmeister> bitter
<TheDonmeister> geddit?
<Zaaphod> well, you could ban them all
<Arloest> True
<Loeln> Arlo doesn't want a (gra)phite to go on.
<Bocaj> Hey Mazz
<Loeln> I'm stretching with these.
<Loeln> Need to get the lead out.
<TheDonmeister> i think arlo is trying to i-magent-a peaceful world
<Loeln> Careful, she might just tan your hide for that.
<Bocaj> What, are you a yellow-belly?
<Loeln> ceantainly not.
<Loeln> Just don't want to bring anyone brown.
<TheDonmeister> he's just peachy
<Bocaj> OOoo. You guys are good. I feel gilt that I'm not doing as well as I could.
<Loeln> Eh, you're just a little rusty.
<Loeln> I bet you opaque of gum that with practice, you'll be platinum.
<Bocaj> It's not as easy as I've been lead to believe.
<TheDonmeister> it'snow problem really
<TheDonmeister> http://www.w3schools.com/html/html_colornames.asp
<TheDonmeister> snow IS a colour
<Bocaj> Gasp!
<TheDonmeister> so is peru
<JerryArr> You're such a #000000
<TheDonmeister> JR, do u know what #000000 is?
<JerryArr> black
<TheDonmeister> if i was PC, i'd find that offensive
<JerryArr> I didn't mean anything by it, of course.
<Loeln> Oh, For #FFFFFF's sake, learn your hex!
<Zaaphod> #GGGGGG
<Zaaphod> my hex fails
<TheDonmeister> this chatroom shuld be #DCDCDC
* The_MAZZTer hexes Zaaphod
<Loeln> It's #2B, 2B or not 2B.
<TheDonmeister> its a grey area
<The_MAZZTer> NOT 2B = D4
<Bocaj> 2B or not 2B?
<Loeln> Eh, we'll get there when we're good and red-dy
<The_MAZZTer> I said NOT 2B == D4
<The_MAZZTer> you mean good and FF0000-dy
<Loeln> Go dye.
<Loeln>
<Bocaj> You Azure?
<TheDonmeister> only if peru are
<The_MAZZTer> X(
<Loeln> I apologize, I cyan't say such a thing to you.
<Loeln> Well, cyan, but won't.
<TheDonmeister> who would call a colour peru???
<Bocaj> Ooo. I think I blue that one.
<The_MAZZTer> DIE
<The_MAZZTer> all of you D:
<Arloest> i agree
<Loeln> Yel-low? You feeling alright?
<Jason> #DCDEAD?
<Bocaj> If I had a nickle for everytime I heard that lime.
<Loeln> If I had a lime for every time someone told that lemon...
<Bocaj> Wheat a minute! Are you saying my limes are tired?
<JerryArr> Well, I'm sure you'd have a lot of green
<Loeln> Some may be, apple-antly.
<TheDonmeister> chartreuse the best you've got?
<Loeln> Only the berry best
<JerryArr> Well, some seem Burnt. Si... enna one could suffer.
<Bocaj> Frankly, I'm plum out of ideas.
<Loeln> I a-pear to be running low, too.
<Bocaj> The response seemed to be running slate.
<TheDonmeister> hooray!
<Tai> [21:03:58] <TheDonmeister> hooray!
<Tai> ban
<Loeln> ban-anas?
<TheDonmeister> go zaaphod! op someone
<Bocaj> Lettuce have our little fun.
<Loeln> We can do it and still have peace and hominy.
<Loeln> Peas?
<Bocaj> I guess we'll just have to grit and bear it.
<TheDonmeister> olive nothing to do with that
<Jason> You olive aids...
<Loeln> I'd put no stalk in that statement
<Loeln> Shucks.
<Bocaj> Corn you tone down your criticism a little?
<TheDonmeister> i was merely planting an idea
<Bocaj> I con-seed the point.
<Loeln> Guh-ravy, man.
<Bocaj> Maybe we should leaf behind this argument and soar for brighter pastures.
<Loeln> Or dairy continue?
<Loeln> I think we've milked this long enough.
<Loeln> It's getting entirely to cheesy.
<Bocaj> Agreement.
<JerryArr> Sure.
* Jason has quit IRC (Quit: is lactose intolerant)[

[Tum0spoo]

Loeln you bloody rule at those puns!
Hope I didn't make you red in the face witht that.