Happy "get drunk" day to me!

Rooster · Postby **Rooster** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 1:29 pm

It's final! I am now LEGALLY old enough to drink in all western countries!

Snoogins!

*does Jay and Silent Bob dance*

Llewthepoet · Postby **Llewthepoet** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 2:36 pm

Make sure that you take Seamus with you, he will tell you when you've had enough and then probably will want to fight you.

Richard K Niner · Postby **Richard K Niner** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 2:42 pm

And you just missed Oktoberfest... (Well, the largest one outside Munich, at least)

Not that we would've stopped you from drinking at it; you were already legally allowed to drink over here.

Holyman83 · Postby **Holyman83** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 3:31 pm

Happy birthday Rooster!!

CodeCat · Postby **CodeCat** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 5:52 pm

Happy birthday!

And you could've come over here 2 years ago and get drunk legally.

baloki · Postby **baloki** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 6:18 pm

I think this calls for a pint!

Niko123000 · Postby **Niko123000** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 9:07 pm

Once a year we celebrate with stupid hats and plastic plates,

the fact that you were able to make another trip around the sun.

And the whole plan gathers round' gifts and laughter do will bound,

we let out a joyful sound and sing that stupid song.

Happy Birthday, now your one year older.

Happy Birthday, your life still isn't over.

Happy Birthday, you did not accomplish much.

But you didn't die this year i guess that's good enough.

So lets drink to your fading health, and hope you don't remind yourself

your chance of finding fame and wealth decrease with every year.

Dose it feel like your doing laps, and eating food and taking naps,

and hoping that some day, perhaps, your life will hold some cheer.

Happy Birthday, what have you done that matters?

Happy Birthday, your starting to get fatter.

Happy Birthday, it's downhill from now on.

Try not to remind yourself your best years are all gone.

If cryogenics were all free then you could live like Walt Disney and live

for all eternity inside a block of ice.

But instead your time is set this is the only life you get,

and though it hasen't ended yet some times you wish it MIGHT!

Happy Birthday, you wish you had more money.

Happy Birthday, your lifes so sad it's funny.

Happy Birthday, how much more can you take?

But your friends are hungry so just cut the stupid cake.

Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, Dear.....

(muttering)

Ralph, Bill, Graphton, Stanley, Frank, Skippy the Butch Kangroo, Bob,

Starts with a G.. G.. Blah! Blah! Blah!

I HAD to, so sorry. but happy birthday nonetheless.

Dr. Doog · Postby **Dr. Doog** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 10:23 pm

HIPPY PAPPAY

Zaaphod · Postby **Zaaphod** » Sat Oct 21, 2006 12:59 am

Happy birthday Rooster! Try not to get drunker than you normally do!

Blue Blur · Postby **Blue Blur** » Sat Oct 21, 2006 1:59 am

You should have a PM in your inbox now, with a present for yeh!

simon · Postby **simon** » Sat Oct 21, 2006 2:39 am

Now you can get drunk and high too!

Arloest · Postby **Arloest** » Sat Oct 21, 2006 3:00 am

I bet $10 that Rooster will wake up with a chimpanzee tomorrow afternoon.

Tum0spoo · Postby **Tum0spoo** » Sat Oct 21, 2006 4:45 am

Happy Birthday!!
Have fun, be safe. I can't think of anything funny really, so accept a simple offering of good cheer. ^_^
Don't hurt yourself and have a good time.

johndoe0028 · Postby **johndoe0028** » Sat Oct 21, 2006 4:55 am

Happy birthday!

<joke>
And don't worry; every healthy person is a potential new liver!

</joke>

The MAZZTer · Postby **The MAZZTer** » Sat Oct 21, 2006 5:33 am

Personally I'm going for a personal sobriety record. I'm already up to 20 years straight, I'll hit 21 soon... >.>

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