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Worst movie ever?

Plan 9 From Outer Space
1
6%
Red Zone Cuba
1
6%
Manos the Hands of Fate
3
19%
Mariah Carey's Glitter
0
No votes
Britney Spears; Crossroads
3
19%
Star Wars Ep 1 Phantom Menace
2
13%
Gigli
2
13%
Eyes Wide Shut
0
No votes
Cat in the Hat (real life rendition)
4
25%
 
Total votes: 16

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Postby Arloest » Sat Oct 14, 2006 2:38 am

The worst on that list, I think, is definitely Manos, the Hands of Fate. (Thanks to my good friends at Mystery Science Theater for making it enjoyable!)
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Postby The J.A.M. » Sat Oct 14, 2006 3:19 am

The movie "High Strung" with Jim Carrey as "Death"

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Postby Joe3210 » Sat Oct 14, 2006 1:24 pm

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Postby Tabris_The_17th » Sun Oct 15, 2006 3:00 am

It may be cliche, but it's utterly ture: "Manos: Hands of Fate" really is the worst movie ever made. Red Zone Cuba a close second.

As for Star Wars: Episode I....hey, you're entitled to your opinion. Personally, I thought Episode III was one of the worse movies I have ever seen in my entire life. But I can enjoy Episode I for what it is.
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Postby Tom Flapwell » Sun Oct 15, 2006 6:15 pm

Yeah, I'm one of those weirdos who liked Episodes I and II but not much of III.

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Postby Bocaj Claw » Sun Oct 15, 2006 6:37 pm

The plot of Episode III seemed rushed to me. Like they were trying to get through too much plot in too little time. Stupid Order 66 montage.
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Postby Arloest » Sun Oct 15, 2006 7:53 pm

It may be cliche, but it's utterly ture: "Manos: Hands of Fate" really is the worst movie ever made.
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Postby Tum0spoo » Mon Oct 16, 2006 3:05 am

Of all those I've only ever seen Starwars I, and I liked it, so I'll take t3h 5th on this one.
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Postby Richard K Niner » Mon Oct 16, 2006 5:19 am

Of all those I've only ever seen Starwars I, and I liked it
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Postby GamemasterAnthony » Mon Oct 16, 2006 1:08 pm

It may be cliche, but it's utterly ture: "Manos: Hands of Fate" really is the worst movie ever made.
Actually...according to a countdown I heard on the radio, "Gigli" took the number one spot. "Manos" was #3.

I'm actually halfway tempted to attempt to MiST "Gigli" myself...
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Postby Caoimhin » Tue Oct 17, 2006 2:20 am

I've seen Red Zone Cuba on Mystery Science Theater... Its about... I think its about a whole bunch of convicts hired by the U.S government to assasinate Castro, then for some random reason they fly in a small plane (you know the ones) from Cuba, all the way to what looks like the mid-western U.S. Then they kill this old woman's husband who was looking over the general store, and the old woman just stands there... It didn't make any sense, and yes I doubt that guy was castro in disguise... No plot, awful to actually no acting or speaking, and just...

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Postby Spray » Tue Oct 17, 2006 2:49 am

I voted Crossroads because my little sister used to watch it CONSTANTLY. It was then that I discovered that the only way to not enjoy River City Ransom is to play it while insipid teenybopper noise goes off in the background.

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Postby Bocaj Claw » Tue Oct 17, 2006 4:26 am

I tell you this: after being forced to watch "Old Yellah" six times in a row I have a special seething HATRED for that movie.
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Postby Steve the Pocket » Tue Oct 17, 2006 4:49 pm

I just want you to know that thanks to this thread I just blew an entire afternoon watching the MST3K version of <I>Manos</I> on YouTube. I daresay that movie goes way past "so bad it's good" all the way to "so bad it's bad." You'd have to remake it just to get a decent campy comedy out of it. So, yeah that one gets my vote.

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Postby AvestheFox » Tue Oct 17, 2006 5:59 pm

Oh, yes.. but nothing beats good ol Torgo! XD

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