Gawd, that made me laugh!It's a good thing it's still a few months away, because I hate having to sit in front of a fire with some cocoa, especially if it's with family on some stereotypical manufactured fake log cabin in the middle of a freezing, shivering and frostbiten Christmas Day.
Early December is when I usually change from being in the thrall of my favourite season Autumn into being depressed and cold from the bleak desolation of snowy wastelands that is December (folks in IRC haven't experienced this because I rarely go there).
My factory made, plastic, falling apart eight year old tree is begging to be let out of its box to make its gaudy trifling baubles decorate a dark corner of the living room again. Just in case, I have a full month's supply of sleeping pills to get me through the season, safely tucked away in my kitchen cabinet.
Cinnamon flavoured candles are rarely lit because I don't eat candles and I never put up holly because it can cut as bad as paper, nor do I put up mistletoe in case some annoying relative has the temerity to attempt a kiss.
And those tasteless plastic synthetically falvoured candies... who could enjoy those colourful jewel like decorative ornaments? **moans from the impending doom of seeing them everywhere**
Yes... I will not deny, I'm a Christmas avoider.
And if you've got a problem about it, we can discuss it over a cup of cyanide laced coffee I shall offer anyone full of the commercial present-only Christmas spirit.
XD