Of course, it doesn't help matters much that I have a friend who knows someone from college down there that's currently engaged to his own sister. Which is generally a good point in conversation to say "Hm, interesting," nod your head and quickly change the topic. >_>no no I'm pretty sure virginia and the like are technically southern, plus the whole "LOLOLOL WEST VIRGINIANS HAVE SEX WITH THEIR SIBLINGS" thing, but it's so obviously north.
(We've gone from an archive of old O&M art to inbreeding in just two pages. I think that's a record.)