What Would You Do If...

GhostWay · Postby **GhostWay** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 9:24 pm

Hire a secretary to take dictation. (Since it's hard to use a typewriter with your nose.)

What would you do if you were being chased by a man in a neon yellow pinstripe zoot suit was chasing you with a burning leek?

Liberal Cynic · Postby **Liberal Cynic** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 1:24 am

Wake up and never have Mexican food before I go to sleep.

WWYDI you were trapped on a planet of ignorant and stupid people your whole life?(Exp. Earth)

Holyman83 · Postby **Holyman83** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 2:09 am

What do you mean if? (present company excluded)

WWYDI Define Cynical has a O&M con?

gen200 · Postby **gen200** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 2:16 am

*faints*

WWYDI Avery punched you for no apparent reason?

Foxhound · Postby **Foxhound** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 2:23 am

I'd punch him back. Harder.

WWYDI you had 4 or 5 people fighting over 1 other person of the opposite sex?

gen200 · Postby **gen200** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 3:06 am

*backs away, slowly*

WWYDI a virus tried to eat the internet?

Moddex · Postby **Moddex** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 3:31 am

Digitize myself somehow and beat the living crap out of the virus.

WWYDI you had hammer space? (The place cartoon characters randomly pull stuff from out behind.)

gen200 · Postby **gen200** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 4:26 am

go chibi and hit random people.

WWYDI you had the chance to write a sci-fi epic?

Niko123000 · Postby **Niko123000** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 6:36 am

Be Sure to Include the best stuff from all Sci-fi Epics, and Exclude the bad stuff.

WWYDI Everything you drew came to life?

Foxhound · Postby **Foxhound** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 7:34 am

then there'd be a lot of crappy planes flying around.

WWYDI you were attacked by a vixen? (antro sense)

Niko123000 · Postby **Niko123000** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 7:49 am

Ask if she was someohow related to Lorelei (Black Tapestries) and Regret having kicked her butt with my Gun.

WWYDI Vincent Valentine was real (along with the rest of the cast of FFVII)?

gen200 · Postby **gen200** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 7:54 am

finally know who he is.

WWYDI you could control the elements?

Liberal Cynic · Postby **Liberal Cynic** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 9:51 am

Take over the world like any self-respecting evil genius.

WWYDI you were held hostage while going through a white house tour?

gen200 · Postby **gen200** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 1:07 pm

escape, using my 'MAD HAIKU SKILLZ', find Bush, and beat him to an inch of his, then take HIM hostage.

WWYDI you took George W. Bush hostage?

Niko123000 · Postby **Niko123000** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 1:19 pm

Why take him Hostage? I'd Just kill him on the spot and escape without a trace.

WWYDI George W. Bush was assassinated?

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