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Attempting to prevent anybody from turning atheist makes you, by definition, a religious jerk. Or at least a jerk.
How do I forget?
How do I forget?
If you do not repent, I will come to you and remove your lampstand from its place. (Revelation 2:5, NIV)
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actually, swiss cheese has holes because of bacteria during the making. young swiss cheese has no holes, or very small ones.
How I mine for fish?
How I mine for fish?
[00:34:00] <Dermy> I do love to manipulate the standard rules of language for opportunistic effect
[00:34:06] <Dermy> Like a grammar hyena, I am
[00:34:16] <Dermy> Munching on the tasty entrails of tradition
[22:26:20] <MuffinSticks> I'm a chocolate muffin with white ears and a striped black and red tail
[22:26:35] <MuffinSticks> And exactly 6 chips
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[00:34:06] <Dermy> Like a grammar hyena, I am
[00:34:16] <Dermy> Munching on the tasty entrails of tradition
[22:26:20] <MuffinSticks> I'm a chocolate muffin with white ears and a striped black and red tail
[22:26:35] <MuffinSticks> And exactly 6 chips
My DA account, for those who care enough to look/click/etc.
And my FA account as well!
I asked the same question and this is what Bocaj Claw told me.
How Do I become funny?That's a very good question. Y'see, fish mining is a very complex process with a long history. Archaeologists have found evidence that the Scots were mining for fish all the way back in the Bronze Age. It often occurs that due to geological shift, what was once ocean can find itself smack dab in the middle of terra. I find that its important to have knowledge of mining safety techniques. As fish are often found deep you will need many props to hold up the mine shaft and canaries to detect gas. Make sure your drills are in proper working order and that the dynamite has been kept dry. The actual extraction process is also difficult. You can't just whale on the fish or you may destroy it fragile form. One should cut around the precious fish and gently lever it out of the wall. Finally, a long grueling treatment process to remove excess rock and other material and you have yourself a precious commodity. I hope you all learned something and will join me next time when I address the age old question of how to parachute for clams.
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There are several methods. One method is to cultivate a quick wit, a penchant for pithy sayings and always look for how to turn situations on its head. Freud believed that humor came from a catharsis due to how risque the average joke is what with the violence and sex, people laugh because they're grateful that the situation exposing them to such has ended. As for me, I just whatever pops into my mind and people laugh for some reason. I would suggest watching ridiculous amounts of British comedy. The British are known for their dry humor.
Polonious pontificated that brevity is the soul of wit. How do I stop being so wordy?
Polonious pontificated that brevity is the soul of wit. How do I stop being so wordy?
Simplicity.
How do I get money when I have things to buy and my job doesn't give me enough?
How do I get money when I have things to buy and my job doesn't give me enough?
[00:34:00] <Dermy> I do love to manipulate the standard rules of language for opportunistic effect
[00:34:06] <Dermy> Like a grammar hyena, I am
[00:34:16] <Dermy> Munching on the tasty entrails of tradition
[22:26:20] <MuffinSticks> I'm a chocolate muffin with white ears and a striped black and red tail
[22:26:35] <MuffinSticks> And exactly 6 chips
My DA account, for those who care enough to look/click/etc.
And my FA account as well!
[00:34:06] <Dermy> Like a grammar hyena, I am
[00:34:16] <Dermy> Munching on the tasty entrails of tradition
[22:26:20] <MuffinSticks> I'm a chocolate muffin with white ears and a striped black and red tail
[22:26:35] <MuffinSticks> And exactly 6 chips
My DA account, for those who care enough to look/click/etc.
And my FA account as well!
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