welcome party thread where it's always a party

[Sodbury]

this is my welcome home party thread in which i will be hosting an open party to be attended by all for the purposes of instilling in me a sense of warmth and welcome

would anyone like a drank, or perhaps some h'orderps

[MuffinSticks]

Get out

[Dr. Sticks]

derp DURRRRRRRRRF?

[Baconsticks]

this is my welcome home party thread in which i will be hosting an open party to be attended by all for the purposes of instilling in me a sense of warmth and welcome

would anyone like a drank, or perhaps some h'orderps

Are there women?

[MuffinSticks]

No, just us. I'm nervous around girls <.<

[Sodbury]

actually there are many women all around us
however they are entirely deaf, mute, and impassive to us
let the party begin

[Baconsticks]

Fuk dat. Without the bitches, it'z just a sausage fest.

[MuffinSticks]

Handicapped fetish party?

[Sodbury]

then i deem it necessary to steer some females toward the premises so that i may be properly welcomed

[MuffinSticks]

There aren't enough girls on this website for that to make a difference anyway.

[Dr. Sticks]

cole soderburg, I imagine this sodbury is related to you, if not you

[MuffinSticks]

Fuсk no what the fuсk

[Dr. Sticks]

well you're flirting with this new guy and AWFUL lot.

[Liz]

I will not be apart of this party if I will be refered to as one of the "bitches" D:<

[Baconsticks]

I will not be apart of this party if I will be refered to as one of the "bitches" D:<

You can be called a woman.

Now hurry in here, it's too much of a sausage fest without you.