Elephant on whale

[Muninn]

This is a vicious indictment of the one who is causing me hitherto unknown grief by flat out refusing my many innocent requests for drawing an elephant on top of a whale on MS Paint.

Sasha, you have made me sad.

You have made my heart ache with the possibility that I may go through my life without ever seeing you draw an elephant on a whale.

You have made me question the existence of fairness and justice in a world where such a simple request can be met with such derision and scorn by a person who by all other accounts is a sane, compliant human being.

Sasha, your actions have made me hang my head in disbelief, shame and confusion. Mayhaps a different set of beasts would suffice but I feel I would just be lying to myself if I said anything other than an elephant or whale was fine.

I hope with the knowledge this brings you, you will find it in your heart to move mouse on screen long and carefully enough to fulfill my request.

You know, if trapped in a wind-battered tent halfway to the South Pole, with four days of food and only a small chiengora blanket for warmth, I would not hesitate in giving you my boots to keep warm.

[Baconsticks]

Grow some balls.

[Muninn]

<Sasha> Muninn I read like three lines of that.
<Sasha> And now I am leaving.
<Sasha> Also I want a divorce

[Baconsticks]

see earlier post.

[LewisTheTank]

As I've seen others say on other threads:
WTF?

[datherman]

I actually vaguely know what you're talking about.

And it makes me laugh.

[osprey]

lulz.

[Fritz]

[Liz]

Bitch.