Snacking Morality (or: "The Political Analogy Song Thre

[rabid_fox]

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Behold - "Snacking Morality". A harrowing reflection on modern society told through the medium of biscuits (cookies to our Yank chums).

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Since, apparently, my accent is completely impenetrable to most people, I offer ye lyrics to gaze upon too and, for the more talented* musicians, chords.

Verse: A5, Asus4, C, G
Chorus: Dm, Am, C (downstroke)
Outro: Whatever
Intro: 2, 3, 0 triangle riff thingy.

Social Awareness Through Bikkies

The custard creams met to discuss the implimentation of a eugenics program
And so vanished bourbon creams and coconut cremes
This biscuit eugenics program is like cynically manipulated Neizchian philoshpies
In fact it makes me want to scream

AMERICA!(Blood Democracy) Oh, what're you doing here?
Get out of my coffee
You are the rich tea
Breaking free
Schlupping slow-lee
To the bottom of my drink-ee
Ruining the whole existential quandry

Half-caste Twix walking down the ill paved street of bad intentions
Not a chocolate bar, not a biscuit treat, he's a abortion invention
And he's been ostracised from the Society of Deliciousness
Twixes can't use your middle-class bourgouise psuedo-Marxist social consciousness

AMERICA! (Dead West) Oh, what're you doing here!
Get out of my coffee.
Yo uare the rich tea
Breaking free
Schlupping slow-lee
To the bottom of my drink-ee
Ruining the whole existential quandry

Do you remember before the Dissolution of the Biscuit Union by Thatcher in 1988, when biscuits were free to be with whoever they wanted? Now they all come individually wrapped and in being individually wrapped, they lose their individuality, there is no self when the self is kept seperate from the other by plastic.

We are biscuits too.
We are biscuits too.

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*all

[Ibun]

Stop being so awesome, damnit.

[rabid_fox]

Hey. You should see me teach Shakespeare to disaffected 14 year olds.