Ozy's distraction technique

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Postby NHJ BV » Fri Aug 06, 2004 9:48 am

<a href='http://www.ozyandmillie.org/2004/om20040806.html' target='_blank'>http://www.ozyandmillie.org/2004/om2004 ... r><br>This one is very well drawn. And I was partly right when I said it would be a Zen diversion <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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Postby Gizensha » Fri Aug 06, 2004 10:11 am

Oh the irony of it all. Distracting by pointing it out. Extremely funny, especially liked the last panal.
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Postby VisibilityMissing » Fri Aug 06, 2004 11:17 am

Pardon me, sir. I'm being helpful by being totally unhelpful!<br><br>Oh, and there's something I thought you should know . . .
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Postby norsenerd » Fri Aug 06, 2004 3:31 pm

I wouldn;t call it Zen, just honest.<br><br>This weigh station has the worst security ever.<br><br>Ozy is amazing. I hope he gets soem of Llewellyn's cookies.
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Postby The J.A.M. » Fri Aug 06, 2004 3:39 pm

[...unWARP!!!] <br><br>Good evening. <br><br><br>What I can't believe is that Ozy participated in all this. Why can't he just say no?<br><br><br>Zacatepngolas! <br><br>Until next time, remember: <br><br>I <br><br>AM <br><br>THE <br><br>J.A.M. <br><br>Good evening. <br><br>[WARP!!!]

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Postby norsenerd » Fri Aug 06, 2004 3:41 pm

Dude, Millie's involved. You ypu say no if you were Ozy?
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Postby Holyman83 » Fri Aug 06, 2004 4:00 pm

you got love Ozy Distration Technique
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Postby Ozymandias » Fri Aug 06, 2004 4:44 pm

In the first panel....no, start with compliments, or ppl will grow to hate u.<br><br>It is drawn well, and the distraction is good. Ozy didn't refuse 'cos that wouldn't be nice to Isolde and Millie, and Ozy's a nice person.<br><br>Getting back to the first panel, I think the trucker looks a little short, but there is speech above his head, and Ozy's in his hat, so it may just be me.
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Postby Zylo » Fri Aug 06, 2004 4:45 pm

<!--QuoteBegin-The J.A.M.+Aug 6 2004, 11:39 AM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (The J.A.M. @ Aug 6 2004, 11:39 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> What I can't believe is that Ozy participated in all this. Why can't he just say no? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br>Yea, Ozy's normally such a well-behaved little fox, but he's a doormat. He can't stand up for himself at all. He must be honest with his distraction because, if he's gonna be involved in something like this, he has to at least be honest about it.
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Postby Jerry Roosevelt » Fri Aug 06, 2004 4:48 pm

Ozy rules...<br><br>but why is the truck not touching the ground in the last panel? <!--emo&:P--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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Postby VisibilityMissing » Fri Aug 06, 2004 5:01 pm

<!--QuoteBegin-Ozymandias+Aug 6 2004, 11:44 AM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Ozymandias @ Aug 6 2004, 11:44 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Getting back to the first panel, I think the trucker looks a little short, but there is speech above his head, and Ozy's in his hat, so it may just be me. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> I don't know, I've run across lots of short, broad truckers in my travels. I would think he's a little lean though. They do tend to be larger.
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Postby Dr. Dos » Fri Aug 06, 2004 6:02 pm

I see a resemblance to Kevin from Newshounds...<br><br>Excellent distraction too.
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Postby Muninn » Fri Aug 06, 2004 6:07 pm

The truck not touching the ground is comic license, humorous exaggeration. Like the antagonist hanging in mid-air before he falls or an explosion throwing a character into space.

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Postby NHJ BV » Fri Aug 06, 2004 6:17 pm

I think it's just the breed of dog that is small.
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Postby norsenerd » Fri Aug 06, 2004 6:38 pm

Mr. Simpson has stated that drwling the hight diference is a problem that he;ls not quite sure how to solve. Also when trucks are moving they touch the gorund for only berife periods of time and moslty travel in the air between "jumps". Haven;t you elarnd anything?
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