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norsenerd · Postby **norsenerd** » Thu Feb 19, 2004 3:25 pm

Indina Jones was a movie character (a great one too) but Indiana is also a state as well. I'm refering to Inidana University and while I woundn't recomend it to anyone I highly recomend it to DraganFox. Particularly because he want's to continue marching band. Everywhere is boring. People who live in New York City probably this it is boring. If you live in one place for more then 8 months you think it's boring because nothing is new to you anymore. That's just teh wway humans work. I think we're suposedt o be nomadic but that dosn't work to well in our socioty. Get used to being board. You probabyl will be most of your life.

Henohenomoheji · Postby **Henohenomoheji** » Thu Feb 19, 2004 10:05 pm

As long as i gots my 1337 l)0X, I'll never be a board. I won't be bored either.

Zaaphod · Postby **Zaaphod** » Fri Feb 20, 2004 4:30 am

<table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: (Hobo @ Feb 18 2004, 11:35 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Washington is the worst of all. Very boring and rainy.  </td></tr></table>  Hey! I resent that! It doesn't rain all that much here on the East side! <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' />

Henohenomoheji · Postby **Henohenomoheji** » Fri Feb 20, 2004 11:59 am

earth sucks. ...but that's not her fault.

Burning Sheep Productions · Postby **Burning Sheep Productions** » Fri Feb 20, 2004 12:12 pm

Howzabout we have a competition for the lamest joke... ever.

norsenerd · Postby **norsenerd** » Fri Feb 20, 2004 12:50 pm

Earth dosn't suck. I love earth.

norsenerd · Postby **norsenerd** » Tue Mar 30, 2004 5:32 am

So Tavis walks into a bar and everbody yells "HI, TRAVIS!!!''

Tavis · Postby **Tavis** » Tue Mar 30, 2004 5:39 am

*twitch* Just then, Tavis develops a very bad tic, which would not have been such a bad thing if he wasn't carrying so many explosives with him. EDIT: Wait.. THIS isn't the Story game!

Henohenomoheji · Postby **Henohenomoheji** » Tue Mar 30, 2004 12:58 pm

ahahahahahahahahaha...

penguinita · Postby **penguinita** » Sun Apr 11, 2004 10:18 am

wow, this thread dealt w/ more serois issues than i expected for a joke thread. and now a few irish jokes: god created whiskey so the irish wouldn't rule the world i had some more but i forgot them.. on to not-irish jokes: there are 2 sausages sitting in the skillet on the stove, and one sausage says to the other, 'wow, it sure is hot' and the second sausage says, 'holy cow! a talking sausage!'

Maeglin · Postby **Maeglin** » Sun Apr 11, 2004 3:24 pm

Why don't you run over a lawyer on a bicycle? It just might be your bike.

Dr. Doog · Postby **Dr. Doog** » Sun Apr 11, 2004 4:47 pm

this joke won our spring trips corny joke contest last year: what has ears but can't hear? CORN!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

penguinita · Postby **penguinita** » Sun Apr 11, 2004 9:20 pm

q:why doesn't a snake bite a lawyer? a:proffesional courtisy! q:why was the farmer arrested for crualty? a:he whipped the cream and pulled the ears off the corn. q:how many irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb? a: 17. 16 to drink till the room spins, and 1 to hold the lightbulb

Dr. Dos · Postby **Dr. Dos** » Mon Apr 12, 2004 3:37 am

I've always heard that one as q Why are cooks cruel? a Because they beat eggs and whip cream.

Burning Sheep Productions · Postby **Burning Sheep Productions** » Mon Apr 12, 2004 7:03 am

(In a cartoonish voice) What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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