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Foxchild · Postby **Foxchild** » Thu Nov 06, 2003 3:56 am

STOP SPAMMING SPAMMER! *comes back to get the M&M* The red and yellow said the same thing before i ate them too! *takes thingy for spamming*

MidnightRealism · Postby **MidnightRealism** » Thu Nov 06, 2003 3:57 am

*opens up a can o' SPAM on FoxChild* *laughs at resulting confusion* *trades lunch pseudo-meat for thingy* *continues running away* *thinks better of it* *scores 25 hit Ultra combo on FoxChild* *strikes yet another arrogant victory pose*

Foxchild · Postby **Foxchild** » Thu Nov 06, 2003 3:57 am

NOOOO! SPAM! GAAAHHH! IT IS MY WEAKNESS! *dies* *takes thingy to underworld*

Doctor Fred · Postby **Doctor Fred** » Thu Nov 06, 2003 4:01 am

Ooh! Hell! Sounds like a fun adventure! *sais "I'll sell my soul for a donut"* *a hole in the ground opens up and Satan come out "I can help you with that"* Sorry, Satan, I just need an enterance to hell. *takes Satan's pitchfork and jumps in the hole to hell to chase after FoxChild*

MidnightRealism · Postby **MidnightRealism** » Thu Nov 06, 2003 4:03 am

*thinks hard about underworld reference* Got it! *busts out armor and swords and lots of other neat magic crap that's necessary for dungeon crawling* IT'S DIABLO TIME! *charges through many many many many random dungeons* *finds Doctor Fred, who is battling many many many many guys with goat heads* Yeah. Not touching that one. *finds undead FoxChild, who looks pretty similar to living FoxChild* *takes thingy* *heads upstairs*

Doctor Fred · Postby **Doctor Fred** » Thu Nov 06, 2003 4:08 am

Not so fast! *chases Midnight* *pokes him w/ fork* *Midnight says, and I quote, "ow!"* *takes thingy* *runs off to the wonderful world of hell*

LotharBot · Postby **LotharBot** » Thu Nov 06, 2003 4:20 am

*wears his blessed fireproof +5 speed boots* *wears his blessed +5 silver dragon scale mail* *wears his blessed fireproof +7 elven cloak* aww, who am I kidding... *grabs a megasphere and a double shotgun* Bring it! *blasts demons left and right, grabs the Thingy, and dives deeper into the abyss*

Foxchild · Postby **Foxchild** » Thu Nov 06, 2003 4:34 am

Blizzard references, eh? well.... *Builds a siege tank* *busts into the level 7 dungeon* "bum badadumm dummm Bum Badadumm DummmBUM BADADADUMM DUMMM!" "WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION" *blasts the Skeleton king, who for whatever reason decided to enter the dungeon at level seven* "SIEGE MODE INITIATED" *anhialates megasphere* *grabs thingy* *proceeeds to level 10, leaving the bulky tank behind, but not before severing one of the turrets to add to my arenal for future use*

MidnightRealism · Postby **MidnightRealism** » Thu Nov 06, 2003 4:43 am

*bleeds to death from fork wound* *loads* *descends into dungeon. Again.* *finds turret-less tank* *hops in, begins to drive like a...like a...wait, I'm not even licensed* Oh, dear. *crashes into wall, causes collapse of dungeon* *falls several floors, lands right next to FC, squashing his turret* *hops out, takes thingy, runs to Diablo himself* GO GET 'EM, BIG MAN! As we all know, of course, daemon lords obey NES characters. *Diablo begins to do evil stuff*

penguinita · Postby **penguinita** » Thu Nov 06, 2003 7:40 am

<table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: (iyestorm @ Nov 6 2003, 10:06 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> *goes into a dungeon* *spends 30 minutes* *comes back out with boomerang equipped* Don't worry penguin dude! i'll getcha down! *throws sharp boomerang at kite* *boomerang cuts through string* I... probably could have thought that out better... *flinch>_<* ooo, that looked painful...  </td></tr></table>  on the brink between life and death due to iyestorm's "help", penguinita's mind desides to go for a bit of wandering, it wanders down to hell since there was alot of noise comming from down there. once down there, she finds a spare pitchfork lying around and pokes random wraiths/spirits/hell deinzens/etc w/ it in the side, which royally confuzes them. finds the thingy behind a pile of shiny olivine. grabs thingy as penguinita begins to regain consciousness. (ps. why does it seem whenever i can post {w/o feeling guilty from avoiding work} noone else around???)

Frankenmuth · Postby **Frankenmuth** » Thu Nov 06, 2003 3:57 pm

*Just takes the thingy* Stupid school, I don't wanna go... *heads off to school for the 4th time with week* TGIF - wait - SHIT *TGIF = Thank God It's Friday *SHIT = Sorry Hun It's Thrusday

Foxchild · Postby **Foxchild** » Thu Nov 06, 2003 5:45 pm

but in college... THURSDAY CAN BE FRIDAY!!!!!! BOOOYYEEEEAAA! NO BORING WORK TOMOROW! NO BORING CLASS TOMOROW! NO FREE SUGAR TOMO.... wait, i like that last one(i sometimes get candy at work, but very very rarely) *grabs thingy* hey! we havn't slain diablo yet! *returns to dungeon at level 13*

Tavis · Postby **Tavis** » Thu Nov 06, 2003 6:57 pm

Waitaminute.. who has the thingy? *finds it on a shelf next to a bunch of drink bottles at the enterance of the computer lab* Okay.. *stacks an IT'S MINE sticker on it before moving on*

Foxchild · Postby **Foxchild** » Thu Nov 06, 2003 7:35 pm

that must be a fake thingy, because I HAVE IT! mwahahahaha! *enters level 17, many dark horseheaded knights begin to swarm around our hero* Will our hero make it out alive! will tavis realize that he has a fake thingy? will the real thingy make it all the way to slay the lord of hatred!?! Find out next post on... THE THINGY!!!!!

penguinita · Postby **penguinita** » Thu Nov 06, 2003 8:12 pm

the ITS MINE sticker on tavis's thingy ait through the outer surface, revieling a small iron flask filled with liquid. tavis realizes this must be elixar from the fabled fount of restoration, so he finds penguinita, still pracktically dying from iyestorms socalled help, and makes her drink of it. she does, and is very happy and trys to give tavis the big shiny spoon in thanks.  <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: (FoxChild @ Nov 7 2003, 05:35 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Will our hero make it out alive!</td></tr></table>  hmm, foxchild prolly ment to refer to himself, so lets go down to the dungeon to check it out. ....hmmmm.... doesn't playing britney spears music go a little bit beyond the acceptable? but regardless, foxchild vanquished the dark horseheaded knights and deablo, only to scare away the thingy with britney spears songs... poor foxchild. why was the elixar hidden in a fake thingy? why could a sticker corrode the outer skin of the fake thingy ? does tavis accept the spoon? wwhere's the thingy? i'm not telling so read on for yourself!

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