Funny IM/Chat Thread

[Tarukai]

[21:59:53] <Astro> i need clothing
[22:00:17] <klimt> here have some of mine
[22:00:27] <Astro> This is just a collar D=

[klimt]

[21:59:53] <Astro> i need clothing
[22:00:17] <klimt> here have some of mine
[22:00:27] <Astro> This is just a collar D=
<Astro> but its sexy

[Gecko]

[22:44] <Anami> penis
[22:44] <klimt> i just sucked it up
[22:44] <klimt> pants
[22:44] <Tation> i bet you did
[22:44] <Anami> That's going in the IM thread.
[22:44] <klimt> thanks anami
[22:44] <klimt> thanks a lot

[datherman]

* Baconsticks (Bacon@Acidchat-24B5CC86.hsd1.co.comcast.net) has joined #definecynical
<Baconsticks> :D
<jent> hiya Baconsticks
<Baconsticks> hey jent
* Baconsticks snuggles jent
* ~jent murrrs and snugs back
<Astro> UGH
<Astro> why dont we just watch football and drink beers
<Astro> you know
<Astro> like normal guys

[Baconsticks]

Astro is just accounting for his own failure as a man.

[Angstwolf]

Astro fails as a man AND as a furry. :(

[Burning Sheep Productions]

And as a soccerball. :<

[Muninn]

<Mun> I'm drawing Astro
<Ibun> Hooray!
<nickspoon> He's a drawable duck.
<Ibun> a d'awwwable
<Mun> He actually looks cute in this drawing
<nickspoon> He looks cute all the time.
<Mun> What if he's drawn un-cute?
<nickspoon> Impossible.
<Ibun> That's unpossible indeed.
<Mun> I could take you up on your challenge but I'm not feeling it right now
<nickspoon> That's because it's impossible, Jack.
<Ibun> Jack is the kind of man who could accomplish the impossible
<Mun> Do the impossible
<Jas> I drew Astro the other day
<Ibun> What's up with everyone drawing astro
<Jas> <nickspoon> He's a drawable duck.
<Mun> <nickspoon> He's a drawable duck.
<nickspoon> <nickspoon> He's a drawable duck
<nickspoon>
<Mun> o/
<Jas> o/\o/\o
<nickspoon> ^5
<Jas> that was awesome

[likeafox]

It should be noted that each of those were less than a second apart. Nobody anticipated anyone else quoting it.

[Tarukai]

[14:56:02] <The_MAZZTer> .... don't run with scissors?
[15:02:00] <Mun> You see that Ray Charles he ran with scissors
[15:02:05] <Mun> Look what happened to him
[15:02:23] <Tarukai> he wears sunglasses?
[15:02:37] <Tarukai> and can play piano well?
[15:02:40] <Mun> A succesful career in the music industry spanning several decades
[15:03:03] <Mun> So, by this example you should run with scissors
[15:03:59] <Baconsticks> yes

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[21:53:15] <Baconsticks> but I'm here cause' i'm too sick to do anything.
[21:53:21] <DanTheMan> or anyone, apparently
[21:53:22] <DanTheMan> >_>

[Gecko]

[22:01] <Gecko> To the DILDO SHOP.
[22:01] <BSP> Yes!

[Gecko]

Double-post, olololol

[22:09] <Anami> [22:00] <MuffinSticks> Bacon I will bring you to anami's house while you sleep
[22:09] <Baconsticks> SLEEP
[22:09] <Baconsticks> IS NEEDED

[MuffinSticks]

He secretly wants it.

[Gecko]

He secretly wants it.

Pffft, secretly.

[Muninn]

<Aeron> okay, I've got the first step done
<Aeron> I've opened Word.
<Mywnin> What is your work?
<Mywnin> oooh
* Mywnin claps
<Aeron> now time for a chat break
<Mywnin> He he
<Tai> BRILLIANT