Vending Machine

[Richard K Niner]

You get a human head.

I put in Monopoly(R) money.

[Kyler Thatch]

You hear dice rolling inside, and get a title deed for Boardwalk. Woot!

I survived an earthquake, and all I put in is this stupid t-shirt.

[Kojiro]

You get an empty CD case.

I put in a copy of the new Harry Potter book.

[Richard K Niner]

You get spoiler confetti, to throw at all your friends who haven't read it yet.

I put in a doggy treat.

[Miles E Traysandor]

You get a box of Scooby Snacks.

I put in an air conditioner.

[gforce422]

You get $15 and a Snickers bar.


I put in a lawnmower.

[Kojiro]

You get the smell of fresh cut grass in a can.

I put in a trashboat.

[Miles E Traysandor]

You get one, single, solitary Zergling.

I put in a Grand Slam Home-Run Ball =o

[Richard K Niner]

You get Toronto FC's first goal, autographed by Danny Dichio (#9).

I put in a purple people-eater.

[gforce422]

You get a green laser pointer that has the capability of popping balloons and igniting cigarretes.


I put in a raquetball.

[Kojiro]

You get a welt.

I put in a squash.

[gen200]

You get squashed

I put in a top hat.

[osprey]

You get a bow tie.

I insert a guitar pick.

[Miles E Traysandor]

You get Elvis Presley's Guitar. =o

I put in a single Hydrogen atom.

[Kojiro]

You get a blade of grass.

I put in Hobbs.